You are a turd.
What do you do?
i bubble and slowly harden in the sun
id rather not but i'll give it a shot
*sits there*
Quote from: Kaz on September 24, 2007, 07:07:15 PM
i bubble and slowly harden in the sun
You spontaneously combust. You are now a bunch of scattered, charred, bite-sized turds.
What do you do?
Quote from: Guava on September 24, 2007, 07:09:13 PM
You spontaneously combust. You are now a bunch of scattered, charred, bite-sized turds.
What do you do?
regenerate as a massive burnt turd and create a turd army
...duh.
Quote from: miladmaaan on September 24, 2007, 07:11:07 PM
regenerate as a massive burnt turd and create a turd army
...duh.
Unfortunately, being turds, your army can't do anything except sit there and smell bad.
A homeless man approaches. What do you do?
Quote from: Guava on September 24, 2007, 07:13:42 PM
Unfortunately, being turds, your army can't do anything except sit there and smell bad.
A homeless man approaches. What do you do?
Light myself on fire
Quote from: MVP0079 on September 24, 2007, 07:16:51 PM
Light myself on fire
The homeless man mumbles something about Freemasons and takes a deep pull from his mysterious unlabeled bottle.
This appears to be a threat. What do you do?
Quote from: Guava on September 24, 2007, 07:19:04 PM
The homeless man mumbles something about Freemasons and takes a deep pull from his mysterious unlabeled bottle.
This appears to be a threat. What do you do?
Bend over and accept the pill.
I magically grow limbs and go on a magical adventure.
Quote from: Guava on September 24, 2007, 07:58:22 PM
Pull, not pill.
Fine, then accept whatever's in the bottle.
Slowly make my way out of Kaz's ass.