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Poll
Question: Poll
Option 1: A: V IN 2008 votes: 3
Option 2: B: V IN TOKYO votes: 2
Title: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 23, 2007, 07:56:15 PM
I shall create a story that you decide what happens next! So, let's do it to it!

One night, V was working a straight eight hour shift at the movie theater when, all of a sudden,  Bassir came to his window. Bassir said, "ORGEN KCATTA" V was afraid for his life and grabbed a pole from the ground. Bassir came after V, screaming more nonsense. V yelled and jabbed Bassir in the gut with the pole. The pole went right through Bassir and he died instantly.

V decides to...

A: Wait for the cops
B: Fuck da police, run to Mexico!
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 07:56:53 PM
b.


oh god yes, b.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 23, 2007, 07:57:23 PM
B B B
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 07:57:57 PM
B. Fuck da police.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 07:59:27 PM
umm, i believe my name is V not yours guys thank you. :|
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2007, 08:00:06 PM
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 23, 2007, 08:00:33 PM
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:59:27 PM
umm, i believe my name is V not yours guys thank you. :|
no 1 givs  adam ur runin 4rm da police weather u want 2 or not
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 23, 2007, 08:00:56 PM
OH SHIT

IT'S TIED

WILL V WAIT

OR RUN FOR THE BORDER

PSST PICK A
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 08:01:00 PM
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:59:27 PM
umm, i believe my name is V not yours guys thank you. :|

Fuck you. I wanna be V. :|

Also, vote for B you faggots.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: YPrrrr on September 23, 2007, 08:02:39 PM
Be A good citizen V china;
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 23, 2007, 08:02:48 PM
A WINS. powerofone;
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 08:03:36 PM
b. I'm v. fuck you guys. b.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 23, 2007, 08:05:03 PM
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED

V knew he was doomed if he ran for the border. All he had was a white Bronco car. He knew what happened to O.J. The police arrived and found V sitting next to Bassir's lifeless body. The cops screamed, "OH, SHIT! HE'S BLACK! GET THE CLUBS OUT! HE'S GOING TO RESIST US!" V screamed, "Wait! NOOOOOOOOOO!" The cops began to beat the living shit out of V as he screamed for help. Luckily for V, an amateur filmmaker was capturing the whole thing on video. He said, "Oh, God, this is orgasmic. If my name isn't Houdini, my penis isn't erect." The police dragged V's unconscious body and threw him into the back of the car.

What happens to V?

A: He has to learn to live in prison as they decide to not hold a trial.
B: Houdini shows the video tape and the trial goes crazy.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: YPrrrr on September 23, 2007, 08:05:57 PM
B!
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 08:06:55 PM
B.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Himu on September 23, 2007, 08:08:46 PM
A. wub;
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 08:09:06 PM
B it is.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 08:09:54 PM
B. I just want to be cool.  caterpie;
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 08:10:18 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 08:09:54 PM
B. I just want to be cool.  caterpie;


stupid conformist. :|
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 23, 2007, 08:11:06 PM
B B B
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 23, 2007, 08:15:44 PM
V was thrown into a prison and he cried himself to sleep. A prisoner laughed, "Surprise sex!" V screamed in terror. A day later, he was in trial. Houdini came forward and said, "Oh, my, God, I shot the greatest thing ever. This is like awesome shit. God, awesome." Judge Kaz said, "Shut the fuck up, cuntball, and give me the tape." Judge Kaz put the tape on and they showed the footage of V being severly beaten by four overweight police officers. One police officer, MiB, said, "But, he's black!" Judge Kaz took out a shotgun and said, "Oh, yeah? Well, you're no headed." Kaz fired and blew MiB's head off.

Kaz let the trial commence and in the streets of Boyah...

A: Everything was fine and nothing happened

B: HOLYFUCKINGSHITITSAFUCKINGRIOTAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 23, 2007, 08:16:33 PM
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Post by: Wrench on September 23, 2007, 08:16:54 PM
B: HOLYFUCKINGSHITITSAFUCKINGRIOTAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: YPrrrr on September 23, 2007, 08:16:59 PM
B

If they riot for OJ, then it will be full out war for V
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 23, 2007, 09:40:04 PM
I voted B because B is the kinda guy you could just sit down with and drink a brewski. cheers;
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 24, 2007, 11:36:34 AM
B B B
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on September 24, 2007, 11:52:29 AM
A
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 24, 2007, 02:05:50 PM
A. :|
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Feynman on September 24, 2007, 02:07:49 PM
Everyone knows a nigger doesn't have what it takes to live in Mexico, so A.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 24, 2007, 06:54:49 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on September 24, 2007, 02:07:49 PM
Everyone knows a nigger doesn't have what it takes to live in Mexico, so A.

old scenario is old. try to keep up, slowpoke.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Houdini on September 24, 2007, 06:59:43 PM
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Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Andrew1911 on September 24, 2007, 09:15:13 PM
RIOT ATTACK

The streets of Boyah were aflame with brown people and cool as cucumber white people fighting against each other. Houdini grabbed his video camera and tapped the whole thing. He watched as a racist cop, Wrenchninja, begin to sexually assault a young negro boy, Geno. The young boy screamed for help from Houdini but Houdini was having too much fun taping the entire thing.

In another part of town, a restraunt was burnt to the ground with a trash can thrown in and everyone was screaming. Finally, V was released from prison and he screamed, "Justice!" He grabbed a handgun and killed the cop who got him. V decides to run for President and...

A: He wins
B: He loses and moves to Japan
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 24, 2007, 09:17:25 PM
bbbbbbb

if i win, i will surely be assassinated. :|
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I meant to vote B, but I did A instead.  Well he'll be a black president I guess...
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 24, 2007, 09:23:08 PM
Quote from: Precious on September 24, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
Well he'll be a black president I guess...


not cool, man. I am almost certain I will be assassinated. :|+<
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2007, 09:27:42 PM
Quote from: V on September 24, 2007, 09:23:08 PM
not cool, man. I am almost certain I will be assassinated. :|+<
Awwww...


[spoiler]Yay. keke;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 24, 2007, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: Precious on September 24, 2007, 09:27:42 PM
Awwww...


[spoiler]Yay. keke;[/spoiler]


Post fails to deliver.

Please continue the story, Andrew.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2007, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: V on September 24, 2007, 09:35:59 PM
Post fails to deliver.

Please continue the story, Andrew.
Just jokes. :|

Continue story.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: V on September 24, 2007, 09:38:51 PM
Quote from: Precious on September 24, 2007, 09:36:57 PM
Just jokes. :|

Continue story.


You're just a joke. :|

Continue, jew.
Title: Re: Boyah Interactive Stories
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2007, 09:40:20 PM
Quote from: V on September 24, 2007, 09:38:51 PM
You're just a joke. :|

Continue, jew.
Mmhmm k.

CONTINUE, ANDREW. <3