At dinner they always ask me if I've had enough when I get up to put my dishes away.
They try constantly to force conversation with me. It ain't working bitches...
Always try to get me down when I'm in a good mood. Mom tries to make me feel guilty.
They can't accept me for who I am. I hear them talk about me every time I go downstairs. emo;
They always ask how my girlfriend is doing...
It's the same answer every time. :'(
They tell their friends I "always" do something when I did it like once, and even then they exagerrate it way out of proportion
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 07:28:13 PM
They always ask how my girlfriend is doing...
It's the same answer every time. :'(
No worries, Ronald. You will get sexed up the most out of all of us.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 07:28:13 PM
They always ask how my girlfriend is doing...
It's the same answer every time. :'(
When people ask me that I always reply "She's good" caterpie;
My dad asks the stupidest questions ever.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 07:31:00 PM
No worries, Ronald. You will get sexed up the most out of all of us.
Don't try to make him feel better. he will remain a virgin throughout his high school years.
My mom's always trying to give me blowjobs.
She bitches.
about everything.
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:37:30 PM
Don't try to make him feel better. he will remain a virgin throughout his high school years.
As will I. I'm waiting until marriage. srsly
Quote from: Punk_Prince on September 23, 2007, 07:38:21 PM
She bitches.
about everything.
not my late night loving.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 07:38:58 PM
As will I. I'm waiting until marriage. srsly
i am disapointed in you, andrew.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 07:43:26 PM
and who are you to say that
i am Pookie Foof.
wut r opinions?
try to keep up, slowpoke.
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:41:53 PM
doesn't exist.
Jes
us existed, he just didn't have magical powers.
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:44:23 PM
i am Pookie Foof.
wut r opinions?
try to keep up, slowpoke.
wut r put in opinion form?
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 07:45:30 PM
wut r put in opinion form?
any semi-intelligent person would have been able to say to themselves "oh, well that's his opinion."
i don't have to state it's my opinion if I don't want to.
try to keep up, slowpoke.
STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC YOU SONS/DAUGHTERS OF BITCHES! argh;
OH MY GOD MORE ARGUMENTS
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 07:48:08 PM
STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC YOU SONS/DAUGHTERS OF BITCHES! argh;
the slut opposed my opinion. edumacate;
opinion
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:37:30 PM
Don't try to make him feel better. he will remain a virgin throughout his high school years.
I probably will, and it makes me feel good knowing I'm not a man-whore.
Also, I will probably never get married, so "waiting until marriage" isn't something I'm going to do either.
Quote from: Wahoo on September 23, 2007, 07:37:47 PM
My mom's always trying to give me blowjobs.
your mom also tries the same on me caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 07:52:17 PM
I probably will, and it makes me feel good knowing I'm not a man-whore.
Also, I will probably never get married, so "waiting until marriage" isn't something I'm going to do either.
At least Lawlz isnt like you guys who say you're not a virgin but you are.
LAWLZ: PROUD TO BE A VIRGIN spam;
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 07:53:41 PM
At least Lawlz isnt like you guys who say you're not a virgin but you are.
LAWLZ: PROUD TO BE A VIRGIN spam;
Everyone here is pretty honest when it comes to being a virgin or not.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 07:53:41 PM
At least Lawlz isnt like you guys who say you're not a virgin but you are.
LAWLZ: PROUD TO BE A VIRGIN spam;
i r gurl who stereotypes guys
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 07:53:41 PM
At least Lawlz isnt like you guys who say you're not a virgin but you are.
LAWLZ: PROUD TO BE A VIRGIN spam;
So am I. I'm giving it all away to the love of my life when I'm married. yes;
Quote from: Punk_Prince on September 23, 2007, 07:44:59 PM
Jesus existed, he just didn't have magical powers.
No, he didn't.
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:54:43 PM
Everyone here is pretty honest when it comes to being a virgin or not.
Yeah...
This is the internet. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 07:55:38 PM
This is the internet. psyduck;
You're honest, am I right?
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:54:43 PM
Everyone here is pretty honest when it comes to being a virgin or not.
Only like 4 people here claim they've had sex Hime psyduck;
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:56:12 PM
You're honest, am I right?
For all you know, I had sex with a dozen women and I'm just being modest.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 07:57:29 PM
For all you know, I had sex with a dozen women and I'm just being modest.
But we all know that's just not true. spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 07:57:29 PM
For all you know, I had sex with a dozen women and I'm just being modest.
yes, but we know you didn't. psyduck;
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 07:54:43 PM
Everyone here is pretty honest when it comes to being a virgin or not.
Yeah because you know everything about everyone. psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 23, 2007, 07:56:23 PM
Only like 4 people here claim they've had sex Hime psyduck;
I didnt say
all you guys did I. psyduck;
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on September 23, 2007, 07:58:03 PM
But we all know that's just not true. spam;
Because you know everything about him... psyduck;
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 07:59:24 PM
Yeah because you know everything about everyone.
I only go by what people tell me, and the majority of the people here have already said they are virgins. I like to think people wouldn't lie about something as stupid as that. psyduck;
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 08:01:10 PM
I like to think people wouldn't lie about something as stupid as that. psyduck;
You'd by surprised by how many do.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 08:01:50 PM
You'd by surprised by how many do.
Well, that's pitiful. Though I can't prove they are lying, I just give people the benefit of a doubt.
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 23, 2007, 08:01:10 PM
I only go by what people tell me, and the majority of the people here have already said they are virgins. I like to think people wouldn't lie about something as stupid as that. psyduck;
People lie about shoe size and the color shirt their wearing. So it wont be surprising.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
People lie about shoe size and the color shirt their wearing. So it wont be surprising.
All the way down to their physical appearance and name.
caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 08:04:04 PM
All the way down to their physical appearance and name.
caterpie;
Truth: My name is Wendy and I have B cups and I sell burgers and fries.... That's right
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
People lie about shoe size and the color shirt their wearing. So it wont be surprising.
...what the fuck are you talking about? psyduck;
I wouldn't be surprised if people here lied about having sex either, but who am I to tell them they are lying? I have no proof, and sex isn't that big of a deal anyway.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 08:04:04 PM
All the way down to their physical appearance and name.
caterpie;
Quoted for undeniable truth.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 08:04:04 PM
All the way down to their physical appearance and name.
caterpie;
Yeah, but those are serious things. You could get hunted down by giving away that.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 08:06:25 PM
Yeah, but those are serious things. You could get hunted down by giving away that.
My name is Ronald Johnathan Dallas Rollins, and I am a virgin with a seven-and-a-half inch penis.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 08:07:51 PM
My name is Ronald Johnathan Dallas Rollins, and I am a virgin with a seven-and-a-half inch penis.
Dallas? psyduck;
Themselves?
no,wait. They haven't done that for like 10 years...
Quote from: steal on September 23, 2007, 10:36:12 PM
My dad assumes I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend and never talk to him about girls. As for my mom, oh god where do I start? She constantly makes me lock doors, she doesn't let me order anything online because she's afraid people will steal our identity and credit card info, she makes me turn off all the lights and close the curtains when she hears a helicopter, and she always tells me I'm a horrible person who lives to make everyone around me miserable and that I'm going to grow up to become some kind of psychopath whenever we get into fights, and she always blames EVERYTHING on my dad. She's also threatened to kill me a number of times. She also talks to herself constantly and always tells herself these weird stories and rants. psyduck;
oh god i love your mum
Quote from: steal on September 23, 2007, 10:36:12 PM
My dad assumes I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend and never talk to him about girls. As for my mom, oh god where do I start? She constantly makes me lock doors, she doesn't let me order anything online because she's afraid people will steal our identity and credit card info, she makes me turn off all the lights and close the curtains when she hears a helicopter, and she always tells me I'm a horrible person who lives to make everyone around me miserable and that I'm going to grow up to become some kind of psychopath whenever we get into fights, and she always blames EVERYTHING on my dad. She's also threatened to kill me a number of times. She also talks to herself constantly and always tells herself these weird stories and rants. psyduck;
Your mom's hilarious. china;
Quote from: steal on September 23, 2007, 10:43:01 PM
You'd hate her too if she was your mom. gonk;
Yes, I'm sure I would. Luckily my mom is awesome. <3
Quote from: steal on September 23, 2007, 10:36:12 PM
My dad assumes I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend and never talk to him about girls.
I'm sure my dad always asks that question because he thinks the same thing.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 23, 2007, 11:09:23 PM
I'm sure my dad always asks that question because he thinks the same thing.
Well, you have fapped to gay porn... flower;
WAT DO YOU WANT AT MCDONALDS
A NUMBER 1 LULS
LE EXSQUEEZE ME I WANT A NUMBER 1-
I ALSO WANT A CHEESEBURGER
AND ALSO A CHEEE-
I WANT A BIG MAC, NOT A CHEESE BURGE-
SHUT UP
Talk to me.
My parents love me and I love them we are christians. Futz that doodoo.
I forgot to mention we have to pray before eating dinner. argh;
Then my mom sounds like shes yelling when shes "talking normally."
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 24, 2007, 12:53:57 PM
I forgot to mention we have to pray before eating dinner. argh;
L
O
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spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 24, 2007, 01:04:42 PM
L
O
L
spam;
srsly
Pisses the shit outta me. I don't really have a faith/belief right now.