o hello soldier of the Boyah army. we've been fighting nsider for almost a year now and the main base has finally been taken down. unfortunately several factions of NSider still exist--as compensation we have had several nsiders defect to boyah.
we must prepare out next attack in this rp
*prepares wizard robe and hat*
*puts on battle armor and gets a sword* roman;
*licks my loli*
wields the crown of destruction
*shoves a turkey up his ass while playing the banjo to Britney Spear's hit single "Back to the Future" starring Chris rock.*
Ok Cap'n! magician;
pew pew pew there ded fagit