Professor Oak gives you the choice of three pokemon. Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle.
I choose you, Charmander.
*kills professor Oak and takes a Cyndaquil*
I get Squirtle.
Quote from: Colin on September 23, 2007, 02:13:40 PM
I choose you, Charmander.
I then begin sticking my pens into Charmander's vageenis.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 23, 2007, 02:14:13 PM
*kills professor Oak and takes a Cyndaquil*
The three Pokemon then begin to gang rape you for not picking them.
I choose Squirtle.
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:15:09 PM
The three Pokemon then begin to gang rape you for not picking them.
*reluctantly takes a bulbasaur*
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:16:21 PM
FUCK YOU NIGGER. I ALREADY GOT HIM.
HE NEVER SAID THERE WAS JUST ONE
Quote from: Display Name on September 23, 2007, 02:16:47 PM
HE NEVER SAID THERE WAS JUST ONE
STOP BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME
I WANT A POLIWAG
Gets there late and catches a catterpie
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
I take Totodile and Mudkip along with my Squirtle.
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
DOES HE HAVE A POLIWAG?
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
*picks up a Cyndaquil and throws away charmander*
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
>Runs away with pokemon ball that actually contains a Lugia.
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
Gets a piplup while using Caterpie as a dildo to pleasure me.
Quote from: Amalockh on September 23, 2007, 02:18:59 PM
DOES HE HAVE A POLIWAG?
No. You need to catch one on route 223.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:19:35 PM
Gets a piplup while using Caterpie as a dildo to pleasure me.
*uses cyndaquil to join in orgy*
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:19:47 PM
No. You need to catch one on route 223.
CAN SOMEONE TRADE ME ONE?
Quote from: Amalockh on September 23, 2007, 02:21:31 PM
CAN SOMEONE TRADE ME ONE?
You can't. You just started your journey so you don't have one.
I'll give a poliwag in exchange for sex
Holds up a pokeball with a poliwag in it
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:22:09 PM
You can't. You just started your journey so you don't have one.
BUT ILL TRADE MY CATERPIE
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
I'll give a poliwag in exchange for sex
Holds up a pokeball with a poliwag in it
*sexes you up*
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
I'll give a poliwag in exchange for sex
Holds up a pokeball with a poliwag in it
Gladly
has sex
You can keep the poliwag.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
I'll give a poliwag in exchange for sex
Holds up a pokeball with a poliwag in it
*uses my Arbok to restrain and rape you*
I get the grue. He knows CLEESH, BOOZNIK, FWEEP, and NERZO.
Quote from: Spartan on September 23, 2007, 02:18:08 PM
Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters
i take a bidoof
Quote from: Display Name on September 23, 2007, 02:29:33 PM
i take a bidoof
Ekans uses wrap and prevents you from escaping.
Quote from: Colin on September 23, 2007, 02:33:54 PM
Ekans uses wrap and prevents you from escaping.
Grue uses NERZO. His checkbook is now balanced!
Quote from: Zidone on September 23, 2007, 02:34:29 PM
Grue uses NERZO. His checkbook is now balanced!
Mew uses earthquake
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 23, 2007, 02:35:16 PM
Mew uses earthquake
It doesn't affect GRUE...
GRUE used CLEESH! Mew is now a small newt!
Charmander uses surf and cleans the remains from the earthquake.
Piplup uses Roar of Time and makes all Pokemon faint.
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:41:42 PM
Piplup uses Roar of Time and makes all Pokemon faint.
U so smrat wub;
I want a fucking Pikachu.
i kill pikachu
i give V a high five
i sleep in and get to the lab late so i have to take a Pikachu that doesn't like me and then i start my adventure with pikachu by pulling him on a leash because he doesn't like his pokeball and then i try to catch a pidgey but pikachu won't obey me and then i aggravate a spearow thinking it was a pidgey by hitting it with a rock and the spearow calls its buddies and pikachu and i get chased by a flock of spearows and then i steal a bike from some girl named misty to try to escape the flock and then i crash on the bike and it gets ruined and then pikachu stands his ground and shocks all the spearows and we become good friends and also holy shit what's that giant rainbow bird pokemon
ps it's ho-oh
Quote from: Candy on September 23, 2007, 02:41:42 PM
Piplup uses Roar of Time and makes all Pokemon faint.
then V uses pistol and shoots all sleeping pokemon.
also, high five wrench.