When you're fapping and a bunch of people start knocking at your door.
I have to answer it and start over again emo;
Today 3 of my friends and girlfriend came knocking on the door. I just said I was grounded emo;
Kick out your friends and get a handjob. psyduck;
So you were fapping, your girlfriend came to the dorr, and you sent her away?
...I was really expecting you to say "niggers".
Quote from: Thief888 on September 18, 2007, 02:41:19 PM
...I was really expecting you to say "niggers".
Living in Queens, I hate most of them.
yes edumacate;
I don't have friends pseudo;
That's never happened to me before, but usually I don't answer my door to begin with.
You have a girlfriend, she knocked on your door, and you didn't ask her to give it to you rather than doing your hand? psyduck;
Hand > Girlfriend
...
psyduck;
Ya know, you coulda had an orgy right there.
Quote from: Boyah.net on September 18, 2007, 02:57:09 PM
You have a girlfriend, she knocked on your door, and you didn't ask her to give it to you rather than doing your hand? psyduck;
She was WITH my friends psyduck;
Quote from: Geno. on September 18, 2007, 04:41:06 PM
She was WITH my friends psyduck;
Then why didn't you tell your friends to leave and ask your girlfriend to stay? psyduck;
Meh, friends > masturbation for me.
I don't usually get caught, I usually finish before I'm close to getting caught. But then again, I'm good with this stuff. burned;