I get to go to Bootcamp because the Army recruiter at my school talked to me today, and told me all the benefits and stuff.
Have fun sweating to death without sleeping very well.
Congratulations, you just made the worst decision of your life!
There are easier ways to ruin your life...
Name the benefits of earning $20,000 per year for risking your life.
Cool
Now go kill you some Iraquians.
STUDENT LOAN???? WHAT'S THAT????
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 05:58:37 PM
Name the benefits of earning $20,000 per year for risking your life.
And being completely miserable.
Quote from: Jackazz on September 17, 2007, 05:59:09 PM
STUDENT LOAN???? WHAT'S THAT????
FREE DENTAL AND MEDICAL WHATS THAT?!?
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2007, 05:56:15 PM
I get to go to Bootcamp because the Army recruiter at my school talked to me today, and told me all the benefits and stuff. I'll have a way to pay for college now. navi;
rofl he got you.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 05:59:59 PM
That's my dad. spam;
I bet he could beat up my dad, though.
Quote from: Jackazz on September 17, 2007, 05:59:09 PM
STUDENT LOAN???? WHAT'S THAT????
lol student loan.
it's called grants. psyduck;
That's horrible.
Do you plan on then joining the Army? If so, I lose most of the respect I had for you.
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2007, 06:00:17 PM
FREE DENTAL AND MEDICAL WHATS THAT?!?
MORE MONEY THAT CAN PAY FOR THAT PLUS A JOB THAT HAS DENTAL ANYWAY???? WHAT'S THAT????
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 17, 2007, 06:01:18 PM
lol student loan.
it's called grants. psyduck;
...uh, no. Student loans are called student loans.
Of course, getting scholarships are easy too, if that's what you meant by "grants."
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2007, 06:00:17 PM
FREE DENTAL AND MEDICAL WHATS THAT?!?
You're going to need it when you have no limbs and your teeth are shot out. spam;
also tricare really doesn't cover as much as you may think. mostly just things that have to be carried out in a life or death situation and even then youre still left with hundreds of dollars to pay
Quote from: Guava on September 17, 2007, 06:00:51 PM
I bet he could beat up my dad, though.
FUN FACT: Most soldiers in the army are either wimps or fatasses.
Quote from: Carousel on September 17, 2007, 06:01:50 PM
That's horrible.
Do you plan on then joining the Army? If so, I lose most of the respect I had for you.
Respect you had for me? YOU NEVER HAD RESPECT FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE powerofone;
NEWS FLASH:
Some people are actually interested in joining the army, so instead of bitching to them about how bad of a decision it is, just leave them be.
Quote from: Jackazz on September 17, 2007, 06:02:41 PM
MORE MONEY THAT CAN PAY FOR THAT PLUS A JOB THAT HAS DENTAL ANYWAY???? WHAT'S THAT????
...uh, no. Student loans are called student loans.
Of course, getting scholarships are easy too, if that's what you meant by "grants."
No, I mean grants. Not the same as scholarships. psyduck;
Money from the state.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 06:03:11 PM
FUN FACT: Most soldiers in the army are either wimps or fatasses.
How can you be fat when you're in the army? Don't they make you run around a lot and stuff?
Quote from: Pookie Foof on September 17, 2007, 06:05:27 PM
No, I mean grants. Not the same as scholarships. psyduck;
Money from the state.
cool
Either Minnesota doesn't do that or our entire graduating class wasn't good enough for "grants."
Quote from: Guava on September 17, 2007, 06:05:50 PM
How can you be fat when you're in the army? Don't they make you run around a lot and stuff?
Anyone can join the Army.
The Navy and Marine Corps is what's depicted in movies as being the badasses.
Also, my dad was a Marine, but got kicked out and his knee exploded or something. The Army accepted him. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 06:07:45 PM
Anyone can join the Army.
The Navy and Marine Corps is what's depicted in movies as being the badasses.
Also, my dad was a Marine, but got kicked out and his knee exploded or something. The Army accepted him. psyduck;
How did he get kicked out?
I just lost all respect for you.
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2007, 06:10:45 PM
cool
cool
I guess I would expect it from you, though.
"omg im so macho and i luff football it would be so macho and badass to join the army and kill iraqis i bet everyone else luffs football"
You guys are dumbasses. If he really wants to do it, let him. Someone needs to do it, and it's better to have people volunteer to do it than rely on the rest of you to protect us when you get drafted from a lack of troops.
And Lawlz, pretty much anyone in the Army could kick your ass, so shut the fuck up.
I'm happy that you're doing something you want to do. Thats all that matters.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 17, 2007, 06:49:11 PM
You guys are dumbasses. If he really wants to do it, let him. Someone needs to do it, and it's better to have people volunteer to do it than rely on the rest of you to protect us when you get drafted from a lack of troops.
And Lawlz, pretty much anyone in the Army could kick your ass, so shut the fuck up.
I probably have thrice the IQ of most anyone in the Army, so I'm sure that'd get me a better career than a ribbon that says I slept in a tent in another country.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 06:52:38 PM
I probably have thrice the IQ of most anyone in the Army, so I'm sure that'd get me a better career than a ribbon that says I slept in a tent in another country.
Yeah, because there's not lawyers or generals or doctors in the army or anything like that.
And you could always get drafted...
That's cool.
My brother's in the Air Force.
I'm too scared to ask him if he regrets it or not, for some reason.