http://valentrinne.com/lawlz/reviews/starvoyager.php
Read my page and you'll understand what went wrong.
first post
awesome review by the way i love every bit of it its awesome
Quote from: Ohbotm on September 16, 2007, 03:00:34 PM
first post
awesome review by the way i love every bit of it its awesome
The second one was better, but then I just started to get pissed because something always went wonky and I just wanted to get this one over with and uploaded. :'(
Is Gradius pronounced "grad-ius" or is Lawlz just pronouncing it wrong? caterpie;
Quote from: UnagiPower on September 16, 2007, 03:44:17 PM
Is Gradius pronounced "grad-ius" or is Lawlz just pronouncing it wrong? caterpie;
HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE PRONOUNCED? myface;
Sub Space = LSD trip
Video review sucks.
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 03:48:10 PM
Video review sucks.
I had to do it four times, the video got out of sync with the sound, and a shit load of stuff went wrong. :'(
I just got pissed eventually and wanted to get it over with.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 16, 2007, 03:49:23 PM
I had to do it four times, the video got out of sync with the sound, and a shit load of stuff went wrong. :'(
I just got pissed eventually and wanted to get it over with.
Stop fucking rushing through all of your reviews and just doing shitty play throughs. If you want to impress people, have a average to long review (In other words 5 - 10 minute review) and focus on different parts of the game and have different recorded footage for areas such as Gameplay, graphics, sound, etc.
Stop doing shitty play throughs.
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 03:55:18 PM
Stop fucking rushing through all of your reviews and just doing shitty play throughs. If you want to impress people, have a average to long review (In other words 5 - 10 minute review) and focus on different parts of the game and have different recorded footage for areas such as Gameplay, graphics, sound, etc.
Stop doing shitty play throughs.
cool
Go on and play Star Voyager and Destination Earthstar. If you can get past the first "level" in either of those without using any sort of code or cheats, I'll slap up a video of my bare ass for all of you to see. Really, all either of those games have is that empty space area with nothing to do at all.
Also, most people probably just want a 2 or 3 minute clip for a shitty game, since they really don't care about it. If it's a good game, you want it to be longer to persuade them to buy it.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 16, 2007, 03:58:34 PM
cool
Go on and play Star Voyager and Destination Earthstar. If you can get past the first "level" in either of those without using any sort of code or cheats, I'll slap up a video of my bare ass for all of you to see. Really, all either of those games have is that empty space area with nothing to do at all.
Also, most people probably just want a 2 or 3 minute clip for a shitty game, since they really don't care about it. If it's a good game, you want it to be longer to persuade them to buy it.
Whatever, do what you want. That's just how I review things, then again, most of the titles I review are good and I like to get in-depth.
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 04:00:26 PM
Whatever, do what you want. That's just how I review things, then again, most of the titles I review are good and I like to get in-depth.
Not to mention boring. myface;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 16, 2007, 04:02:04 PM
Not to mention boring. myface;
My reviews are not boring. educate;
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 04:03:30 PM
My reviews are not boring. educate;
Link me to a short one, and I'll judge
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 04:03:30 PM
My reviews are not boring. educate;
WHY DO YOU LIE? gonk;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 16, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Link me to a short one, and I'll judge
How do I check homepage?
http://www.valentrinne.com/spartan/superpapermario.php
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 16, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Link me to a short one, and I'll judge
I don't really have any short ones, except for my first one which was a 4 minute review on SMB, but I was a noob back then. powerofone;
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 04:06:16 PM
I don't really have any short ones, except for my first one which was a 4 minute review on SMB, but I was a noob back then. powerofone;
4 minutes for Super Mario Bros?
I could do it in 1:30. Hell, I probably should.
Quote from: JMV290 on September 16, 2007, 04:05:55 PM
How do I check homepage?
http://www.valentrinne.com/spartan/superpapermario.php
Maybe I don't feel like looking through all his reviews for a short one? psyduck;
Game sucks. Also, goodnight sweet prince.
Well the Paper Mario one seemed redundant... You kept pointing out how it was a slow paced platformer
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on September 16, 2007, 04:18:26 PM
Well the Paper Mario one seemed redundant... You kept pointing out how it was a slow paced platformer
Uhhh, I was talking about video reviews. psyduck;
Quote from: Spartan on September 16, 2007, 04:21:52 PM
Uhhh, I was talking about video reviews. psyduck;
Oh. JMV linked me to a game one psyduck; Sorry caterpie;
needs moare lawlz face
Quote from: Mary W. Utterback on September 16, 2007, 06:20:34 PM
needs moare lawlz face
Eventually, once I can work out the shitload of problems I've been having. caterpie;
HOLY FUCK I HATE YOUR VOICE SO MUCH
god damn just put a link for the video on the page
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 17, 2007, 01:22:17 PM
god damn just put a link for the video on the page
lol NO spam;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 17, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
do you even know how =|
yes i just put in http://valentrinne.com/lawlz/media/akjhdgfhjsdghjsdghsdgkf.penis
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 01:30:52 PM
yes i just put in http://valentrinne.com/lawlz/media/akjhdgfhjsdghjsdghsdgkf.penis
ok so do it
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 17, 2007, 01:34:45 PM
You're a fucking idiot.
Or you could just do some work, fatass. myface;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 01:35:23 PM
Or you could just do some work, fatass. myface;
Or, maybe the person attempting to distribute the video could. psyduck;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 17, 2007, 01:37:58 PM
Or, maybe the person attempting to distribute the video could. psyduck;
I only do what I want to, god damnit.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 01:38:31 PM
I only do what I want to, god damnit.
And if you want people to see your video, you should make it as easy as possible to view it. psyduck;
Heh, Lawlz thinks he's so badass on the internet, yet, you can tell by his voice, he's just a little lonely kid. china;
Quote from: Boyah.net on September 17, 2007, 04:00:10 PM
Heh, Lawlz thinks he's so badass on the internet, yet, you can tell by his voice, he's just a little lonely kid. china;
I only feel lonely when I talk to a computer. :'(
Quote from: Lawlz on September 17, 2007, 04:12:24 PM
I only feel lonely when I talk to a computer. :'(
You poor, poor badass. :'(
Your voice makes me wet.
Quote from: Justin Waner on September 18, 2007, 04:20:49 PM
You being wet makes me wet.
Your being wet makes me dry. :'(