http://valentrinne.com/lawlz/reviews/destinationearthstar.php
Yes, I know I sound quite monotonous. I feel like an idiot when I talk to a computer, and I suppose I was a bit nervous since it was my first review. Next one will sound better and possibly be humorous.
I would've done an introduction with my face, but my hair is kind of messy today.
All of that spinning made me dizzy. x_x
Seriously though, looks like a pretty sucky game.
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 13, 2007, 03:23:20 PM
All of that spinning made me dizzy. x_x
Seriously though, looks like a pretty sucky game.
You know what's worse?
I accidentally bought the sequel. caterpie;
Not at all how I thought you would sound. I thought you'd have a southern drawl. flower;
Quote from: Clair on September 13, 2007, 03:26:44 PM
Not at all how I thought you would sound. I thought you'd have a southern drawl. flower;
He sounds like my best friend. XD
Especially the "...yyeahh.", they say it exactly the same, I swear on my life.
That game is a piece of shit.
I would have said that sucked, but by judging what the game is, I guess a quick play through is all you needed to do. psyduck;
Quote from: Clair on September 13, 2007, 03:26:44 PM
Not at all how I thought you would sound. I thought you'd have a southern drawl. flower;
He hasn't been living down here for all his life.
Now I'm known to have southern accent. :'( I'll be made fun of if I go up north.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 03:23:50 PM
You know what's worse?
I accidentally bought the sequel. caterpie;
Accidentally? >.>
Quote from: Spartan on September 13, 2007, 03:29:14 PM
I would have said that sucked, but by judging what the game is, I guess a quick play through is all you needed to do. psyduck;
Once it tells you to destroy the enemy base, that's it. I've done everything to destroy it, but I just don't see how it'd be done. It's just a 5 minute game.
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 13, 2007, 03:30:03 PM
Accidentally? >.>
The sequel is Star Voyager, and I accidentally bought it instead of Star Force. caterpie;
ITT Lawlz reviews shit games.
Uh, I can't find the "direct download link below."
You sound like the bisexual version of my friend.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 13, 2007, 03:35:43 PM
Uh, I can't find the "direct download link below."
I was too lazy to add one. caterpie;
u can check da sors
oh god i can't stop laughing
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 13, 2007, 03:36:17 PM
You sound like the bisexual version of my friend.
I DON'T REALY SOUND LIKE THAT
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 03:36:36 PM
I was too lazy to add one. caterpie;
u can check da sors
either add the link or remove the message
also why do i have to play it in quicktime
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 03:41:26 PM
I DON'T REALY SOUND LIKE THAT
ONLY ON RECORDINGS I SWEAR
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 13, 2007, 03:41:57 PM
either add the link or remove the message
also why do i have to play it in quicktime
bcus quicktime am kewl
also just check the source to find the url tubby
QuoteONLY ON RECORDINGS I SWEAR
I was nervous and felt like a dumbass, like I said. :'(
k guff ill add link :|
Holy shit. You sound much different than I thought. That game sucks cock.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on September 13, 2007, 04:11:28 PM
Holy shit. You sound much different than I thought. That game sucks cock.
AS I'VE SAID, I DON'T NORMALLY SOUND LIKE THAT.
Just whenever I talk into a phone or to my Mac and no one else is around.
o damn I'm too lazy to add the link.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 03:41:26 PM
I DON'T REALY SOUND LIKE THAT
I actually think it sounds cute. :P
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
AS I'VE SAID, I DON'T NORMALLY SOUND LIKE THAT.
Just whenever I talk into a phone or to my Mac and no one else is around.
You actually sound cool. Seriously.
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 13, 2007, 04:20:25 PM
I actually think it sounds cute. :P
Does this mean I can score a nude or two? spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Does this mean I can score a nude or two? spam;
Considering I just dumped my boyfriend, you can have the whole fucking account.
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 13, 2007, 04:28:18 PM
Considering I just dumped my boyfriend, you can have the whole fucking account.
FEEL FREE TO SEND THEM.
And I can truly promise I won't share. caterpie;
okay finally played the video no help from you faggots
actually i used the url in the page source before i pointed out the missing link but whatever
STEREOTYPICAL NERD VOICE
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 13, 2007, 04:32:00 PM
okay finally played the video no help from you faggots
actually i used the url in the page source before i pointed out the missing link but whatever
STEREOTYPICAL NERD VOICE
FOR SOME REASON I THINK I SOUND LIKE SNORKEL
GUYS, I THINK SNORKEL COMMITTED SUICIDE AND NOW HIS LOST SOUL ROAMS INSIDE THE MACS OF AWESOME BASTARDS SUCH AS MYSELF
okay watched about 30 seconds, then got bored
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 13, 2007, 04:34:38 PM
okay watched about 30 seconds, then got bored
next time ill throw in unnecessary profanities and references to phalluses
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 04:35:14 PM
next time ill throw in unnecessary profanities and references to phalluses
still boring
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 13, 2007, 04:37:09 PM
still boring
and EXPLOSIONS
Also, Pinkeh, still waiting for nudes.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 04:37:24 PM
and EXPLOSIONS
Also, Pinkeh, still waiting for nudes.
non-nudes of lawlz plz
Why do I find your voice strangely erotic?
Not how I pictured you sounding.
I figured your voice would be higher-pitched for some reason. Whatever.
Shitty game.
attn evry1
If I really talked to you, I wouldn't sound anything like this.
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 05:45:37 PM
attn evry1
If I really talked to you, I wouldn't sound anything like this.
THEN TALK TO ME SOMETIME YOU WHORE
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 05:45:37 PM
If I really talked to you, I wouldn't sound anything like this.
I SWEAR MICROPHONES CAN'T HANDLE MY VOICE WAVES
OH FUCK LAWLZ YOU SOUND WORSE THAN ZACK
cool
ITT Lawlz tries to boost his self esteem. emo;
I HEARD ADIUM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 13, 2007, 08:46:24 PM
That was Thief getting on. caterpie;
FUCK YEAH. navi;
I'm working on my review.
I just finished a fapping break.
ahahahaahah still makes me lmfao
What the fuck are you saying? You're speaking far too fast.
Yeah, and once someone hears my voice they'll probably be surprised too.
Quote from: Bassir C. on September 14, 2007, 09:41:19 AM
What the fuck are you saying? You're speaking far too fast.
Yeah, and once someone hears my voice they'll probably be surprised too.
I speak a lot faster than him.
Quote from: JMV290 on September 14, 2007, 09:45:59 AM
I speak a lot faster than him.
WE MUST SPEAK
weekends & nights
Quote from: Bassir C. on September 14, 2007, 09:47:15 AM
WE MUST SPEAK
weekends & nights
Sure.
You can tell me if I have a Boston accent.
I'm not sure if it was just that one conversation I recorded, or if it's everytime I talk
Quote from: JMV290 on September 14, 2007, 09:48:06 AM
Sure.
You can tell me if I have a Boston accent.
I'm not sure if it was just that one conversation I recorded, or if it's everytime I talk
MY CONTACT LIST MUST EXPAND.
Quote from: Bassir C. on September 14, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
MY CONTACT LIST MUST EXPAND.
JMV AND I WANTED TO THREE-WAY WITH YOU BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU BITCH
Quote from: Jackazz on September 14, 2007, 11:23:52 AM
JMV AND I WANTED TO THREE-WAY WITH YOU BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU BITCH
What's this about threesomes?
Quote from: Bassir C. on September 14, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
MY CONTACT LIST MUST EXPAND.
You already have my number, right?
Quicktime sucks.
Anyone have any screenshots? I really just want to see what Lawlz looks like caterpie;
Quote from: Next underscore is a ban. on September 14, 2007, 02:02:57 PM
Quicktime sucks.
Anyone have any screenshots? I really just want to see what Lawlz looks like caterpie;
If you use Windows Media Player, then you have my greatest lulz.
Just download Quicktime, dumbass.
Quote from: Justin Waner on September 14, 2007, 02:13:40 PM
I will never picture you the same way. :'(
Yeah, I never knew Lawlz was talking vector graphics. :'(
Quote from: Justin Waner on September 14, 2007, 02:15:02 PM
HE HAS A NERDY VOICE. gonk;
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I DON'T NORMALLY SOUND LIKE THAT?
Next time, I'll try to keep my goofy tone and it should sound much better.
Quote from: Justin Waner on September 14, 2007, 02:17:35 PM
MAKE A VIDEO TOUR OF YOUR HOUSE!!!
No. The microphone on my camera is even lower quality, and makes me sound squeaky. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 14, 2007, 02:11:14 PM
If you use Windows Media Player, then you have my greatest lulz.
Just download Quicktime, dumbass.
I do use WMP, and you know what? I'm proud roman;
And no, cuz I dun feel like it.
Quote from: Next underscore is a ban. on September 14, 2007, 02:21:37 PM
I do use WMP, and you know what? I'm proud roman;
And no, cuz I dun feel like it.
cool
Don't expect anyone to waste their time converting it to a shitty wmv format for you.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 14, 2007, 05:33:10 PM
vlc is better
i know this
but quicktime is still the best for streaming
Quote from: Lawlz on September 14, 2007, 05:34:56 PM
i know this
but quicktime is still the best for streaming
nope vlc is better
in some situations it can record streaming media too
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 14, 2007, 05:41:30 PM
nope vlc is better
in some situations it can record streaming media too
VLC is like an orgasm in my face, twice
I can't stop laughing after hearing Lawlz say "it's all good". china;
Quote from: UnagiPower on September 14, 2007, 05:47:54 PM
I can't stop laughing after hearing Lawlz say "it's all good". china;
I laughed at "Too close, can't shoot him. Bastard." flower;
dats nawt hao i thot ud sound liekThat game does look pretty bad. caterpie;
It said the plugin did something illegal D:
NO PLEASE DON'T CALL THE COPS
Quote from: Bassir C. on September 15, 2007, 10:07:17 PM
no cry;
203 214 9494
don't call me in the next week though. I have a cold and sound like a man. I refuse to pick up the phone.
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 15, 2007, 10:43:39 PM
don't call me in the next week though. I have a cold and sound like a man. I refuse to pick up the phone.
Sure.
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 15, 2007, 10:43:39 PM
203 214 9494
don't call me in the next week though. I have a cold and sound like a man. I refuse to pick up the phone.
do u live in Maine? navi;
Quote from: Faust on September 16, 2007, 09:16:48 AM
do u live in Maine? navi;
Uh.. nope. :3
CT, the land of the wealthiest people in teh country! :o
And the preppiest. I hate this state. >.> Buyt hey, I found out I'm blood-related to Queen Elizabeth the 1st. :3 Too bad we're on the poor side of the family. :(