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Title: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 03:50:16 PM
Now get over it.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: Bushy on September 12, 2007, 03:51:51 PM
You know asexual means you reproduce... with yourself, right? psyduck;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 12, 2007, 03:52:44 PM
olol 4th grader.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: Daddy on September 12, 2007, 03:52:56 PM
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h17/akomari/shirts/spongebob.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on September 12, 2007, 03:52:56 PM
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h17/akomari/shirts/spongebob.jpg)


I'm in the 8'th grade and I don't want to fuck a girl.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: Bushy on September 12, 2007, 03:55:36 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 03:53:52 PM
I'm in the 8'th grade and I don't want to fuck a girl.
So you'd rather fuck a man?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Daddy on September 12, 2007, 03:55:53 PM
When I was in Kindergarten I wanted to get action.  psyduck;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Placebo Headwound on September 12, 2007, 03:56:07 PM
OH BOY THAT'S A REAL KNEE-SLAPPER.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Snorkel on September 12, 2007, 03:57:08 PM
Meaning you're homosexual, or just against sex altogether?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: ME## on September 12, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on September 12, 2007, 03:55:36 PM
So you'd rather fuck a man?


Probably.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: guff on September 12, 2007, 04:09:13 PM
"so would you like to come back to my place tonight?"
"oh, no, thanks; i reproduce by budding"
Title: Re: I'm Asexual
Post by: JGE on September 12, 2007, 04:09:45 PM
Quote from: ME86 on September 12, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
Probably.


You have no room to talk.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: 36chambers on September 12, 2007, 04:10:06 PM
what about fap
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 04:10:43 PM
Can we please ban this retard?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM
I don't like sex altogether. I'm asexual.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: guff on September 12, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM
I don't like sex altogether. I'm asexual.
You've already stated that.

How do you know you don't like sex?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Daddy on September 12, 2007, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 12, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
You've already stated that.

How do you know you don't like sex?
it hurt my penis :'(

it spit white stuff out.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: The artist formally known on September 12, 2007, 04:37:33 PM
I made out with an "asexual" girl once  caterpie;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Fireman.exe on September 12, 2007, 05:06:39 PM
LETS REPRODUCE IN THE SAME ROOM.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: strakt on September 12, 2007, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM
I don't like sex altogether. I'm asexual.


You need to learn what "asexual" means.

And the truth is you probably just have a small penis.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 12, 2007, 05:20:09 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM
I don't like sex altogether. I'm asexual.
Isn't that Abstinence? caterpie;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Selkie on September 12, 2007, 05:21:50 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 12, 2007, 05:20:09 PM
Isn't that Abstinence? caterpie;


Or just extreme prudeness
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: strakt on September 12, 2007, 05:21:58 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 12, 2007, 05:20:09 PM
Isn't that Abstinence? caterpie;


It's an excuse for having a small penis.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 12, 2007, 05:24:43 PM
Quote from: strakt on September 12, 2007, 05:21:58 PM
It's an excuse for having a small penis.
Ok, k nigro;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: ME## on September 12, 2007, 05:25:26 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 12, 2007, 05:20:09 PM
Isn't that Abstinence? caterpie;


QuoteAbstinence is a voluntary restraint from indulging a desire or appetite for certain bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, the term refers to abstention from sexual intercourse, alcohol or food. The practice can arise from religious prohibitions or practical considerations.



So, I'd say that it's not Abstinence, either he has a small penis or he's a homosexual and he's scared to admit the fact, because in an early post he stated that he didn't like pussy, he never referred to anal sex.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: guff on September 12, 2007, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: ME86 on September 12, 2007, 05:25:26 PM
So, I'd say that it's not Abstinence, either he has a small penis or he's a homosexual and he's scared to admit the fact, because in an early post he stated that he didn't like pussy, he never referred to anal sex.
I'd say that he's just lonely and can't get a girlfriend. psyduck;

not that complicated
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: BSS on September 12, 2007, 05:54:19 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM
I don't like sex altogether. I'm asexual.
No, you fucking retard, you are a virgin who is not interested in sex, not asexual. That isn't a a big deal, but stop making yourself look like the idiot you are.

Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 12, 2007, 04:09:13 PM
"so would you like to come back to my place tonight?"
"oh, no, thanks; i reproduce by budding"
lmfao, that was really good.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: superclucky on September 12, 2007, 06:13:35 PM
You're just a dumb ass that didn't develop hormones.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Reverse Psychology on September 12, 2007, 06:29:23 PM
You are fucking retarded.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Feynman on September 12, 2007, 07:00:38 PM
Don't worry, son. It doesn't hurt.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: prjuni on September 12, 2007, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM
I don't like sex altogether. I'm asexual.
uhh wut? Fuck it let your legacy die out >_>

like we need little yous running around
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: ME## on September 12, 2007, 07:32:55 PM
Quote from: prjuni on September 12, 2007, 07:29:53 PM
uhh wut? Fuck it let your legacy die out >_>

like we need little yous running around



Lol, his legacy could still live on... He could be a sperm donor.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: prjuni on September 12, 2007, 07:34:42 PM
Quote from: ME86 on September 12, 2007, 07:32:55 PM

Lol, his legacy could still live on... He could be a sperm donor.
meh no one likes a retarded baby educate;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 07:35:35 PM
Quote from: prjuni on September 12, 2007, 07:34:42 PM
meh no one likes a retarded baby educate;
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Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Sam on September 12, 2007, 07:57:34 PM
SO let's say you really don't care about sex.

Why would you feel teh need to tell us? >.>

But anyway, i saw a 2-hour special on this, they actually had a group for "asexuals" in NYC (and yesm taht's what they called themselves).

Two people in the group ended up falling in love and having sex. And enjoying it.

I think it's just a matter of hormones not kicking in or whatever, no big deal, if you don't want it don't have it.

But once again, why would you feel the desire to share?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 08:02:05 PM
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 12, 2007, 07:57:34 PM


teh >.> taht's

NSider called.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Samus Aran on September 12, 2007, 08:04:32 PM
I get the feeling you're trying to fool yourself into thinking you're asexual because it's "different." You won't know if you like sex until you try it, and I'm pretty sure you're still a virgin.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 08:05:08 PM
Quote from: Jackazz on September 12, 2007, 08:04:32 PM
I get the feeling you're trying to fool yourself into thinking you're asexual because it's "different." You won't know if you like sex until you try it, and I'm pretty sure you're still a virgin.
of course not hes 13 fuckin yrs old he's probably been fuckin for years
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Sam on September 12, 2007, 08:06:16 PM
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 08:02:05 PM
NSider called.

Say anything I'd care to know?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: Pinkeh on September 12, 2007, 08:06:16 PM
Say anything I'd care to know?
wut r i am know care i'd
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: The artist formally known on September 12, 2007, 08:10:05 PM
Quote from: Jackazz on September 12, 2007, 08:04:32 PM
I get the feeling you're trying to fool yourself into thinking you're asexual because it's "different." You won't know if you like sex until you try it, and I'm pretty sure you're still a virgin.
I'm goth and listen to Marylin Manson
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Samus Aran on September 12, 2007, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: Reefer on September 12, 2007, 08:10:05 PM
I'm goth and listen to Marylin Manson


Well isn't that just spiffy
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 08:13:35 PM
Quote from: Jackazz on September 12, 2007, 08:10:31 PM
Well isn't that just spiffy
no but my lupe is spiffeh ^_^ (http://www.aowm60.dsl.pipex.com/lupe3.gif)
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 12, 2007, 08:26:44 PM
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 08:13:35 PM
no but my lupe is spiffeh ^_^ (http://www.aowm60.dsl.pipex.com/lupe3.gif)
Neopets called, they want their annoying bitch back.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Title27GT on September 12, 2007, 08:29:05 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 12, 2007, 08:26:44 PM
Neopets called, they want their annoying bitch back.
Oh god, that was possibly the least funny thing ever said on Boyah.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Samus Aran on September 12, 2007, 08:43:21 PM
Quote from: Title on September 12, 2007, 08:29:05 PM
Oh god, that was possibly the least funny thing ever said on Boyah.


"Nsider called"

ITT Title's a fucking hypocrite yet again
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: JGE on September 12, 2007, 08:45:32 PM
Isn't it about time we edit the original posters post to "I'm a faggot, please rape my face"?
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Placebo Headwound on September 12, 2007, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: Spartan on September 12, 2007, 08:45:32 PM
Isn't it about time we edit the original posters post to "I'm a faggot, please rape my face"?
No, we need to come up with something more original.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Gin on September 12, 2007, 08:48:49 PM
Anyone who said that he isn't using the term asexual correctly is a complete dumbass. Link to back up my statement. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexual
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 12, 2007, 08:53:15 PM
I guess he hasn't gone through puberty yet. lol l8 bl00mr spam;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Hyper on September 12, 2007, 08:54:56 PM
I love how he made a thread about it.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2007, 12:48:53 PM
Wait for the flood of hormones v;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: CruelPleasure on September 13, 2007, 03:09:46 PM
Lulz. You are a fucking idiot.  cheers;
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: ZGDK on September 13, 2007, 03:12:00 PM
I don't like sex. I have hormones but I feel no desire to act upon them.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: CruelPleasure on September 13, 2007, 03:15:02 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 13, 2007, 03:12:00 PM
I don't like sex. I have hormones but I feel no desire to act upon them.
Then blow you fucking brains all over the ceeling.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: prjuni on September 13, 2007, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on September 13, 2007, 03:12:00 PM
I don't like sex. I have hormones but I feel no desire to act upon them.
8th grade psyduck;

when you hit highschool your hormones will kill you :)
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on September 13, 2007, 03:17:24 PM
Quote from: prjuni on September 13, 2007, 03:16:41 PM
8th grade psyduck;

when you hit highschool your hormones will kill you :)
They didn't kill me.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: CruelPleasure on September 13, 2007, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: prjuni on September 13, 2007, 03:16:41 PM
8th grade psyduck;

when you hit highschool your hormones will kill you :)
I've been fapping since sixth grade.
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2007, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: prjuni on September 13, 2007, 03:16:41 PM
8th grade psyduck;

when you hit highschool your hormones will kill you :)


They haven't killed me yet. :'(
Title: Re: I'm Asexual-AKA I no Like Sex
Post by: prjuni on September 13, 2007, 03:20:44 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on September 13, 2007, 03:17:24 PM
They didn't kill me.
on the inside your dead