Struggling not to get washed away, you swim as hard as you can until you see them: the round, terrifyingly huge lumps of the most hideously obese woman you thought you'd see. Suddenly your arms go limp and you just let yourself wash away, looking straight up at the impossibly fat black woman in fascination as she prepares to get in with you. She steadies herself by resting one thick leg over the tub, causing it to practically explode with brown cellulite. The sight of brown crates squishing through the layer of skin directly over you would make you horny no matter how life-of-death the situation is. Five huge, ruby red fingernails dangling from a fleshy hand swing over to the thigh and scratch it so loudly that the noise echoes.
Then, just as you pray she would, she aims herself toward the tub ass-first and slides her mile-long fat ass down the side of the tub until you don't know whether you're awake of dreaming. The realizations hit you that this is real when the woman's ass cheeks squeal down the slick wall like a landslide, submerging into the water until they practically fill up the whole tub themselves. You stare up in awe and the vast ass bearing straight down at you and don't break your gaze until the the sky goes brown and you are knocked almost unconscious...
When the deafening rumble fades, you hear the squelch of two blubber-lined cheeks squish together in the water behind your head. An instant later, a giant squirt of water from between the crack shoots you out from under the ass just as the crushing blanket of fat nudges against the back of your head. You feel the surface of her ass slide furiously against your chest, then suddenly get wedged in between her distended legs. Several loud bumps echo underwater, as the woman's calves, ankles, and backside thud against the floor of the tub, squeezing out so much water that it's like a dam has broke. The combined force of it manages to wrench you free and send you somersaulting through the water until...
Cold air hits you once again when you surface from the water at the foot of the fat goddess. The sight of the enormous black woman's body exploding out of the tub and the water pouring freely over the sides leaves you frozen with astonishment. Two of the fattest, most strechmark-lined tits in the world hang lazily down her belly, their undersides partially submerged in the water. A humongous brown nipple float nearby, almost dares you to climb it. Just when you're trying to keep afloat in the rippling water, a fat hand (connected to an arm so huge it makes the hand look minuscule) hovers over you holding a bottle, and squeezes a gooey puddle of oil on her tit. The enormous woman sighs so hard that her chest heaves and starts rubbing herself with it. The nipple is so close you could each out and touch it. You could try to climb her, but staring up at the mountains of daunting rolls you have to climb...you swallow hard. You could be crushed right now if she makes a wrong move. Maybe you should just climb out of the tub.
Apprehensively, you carefully put both arms on the giant nipple and pull yourself up, feeling it graze your skin. The blubbery surface of the breast sinks beneath the slightest weight and is slippery. You look around and the acres of fat, all glistening and breathing ominously. You could run further up to the face, or just quit here and jump for the tub edge...
What the fuck is your goddamn problem? ugly;
Ew. ugly;
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 04:53:21 AM
Ew. ugly;
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;
You came? hur;
Fuck no.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 01:46:00 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 01:08:48 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 04:53:21 AM
Ew. ugly;
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;
You came? hur;
No.
But you said you exploded... devil;
As in little bits of penis flew everywhere, leaving a bloody crater. educate;
That kind of explosion.
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 01:46:00 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 01:08:48 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 04:53:21 AM
Ew. ugly;
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;
You came? hur;
No.
But you said you exploded... devil;
As in little bits of penis flew everywhere, leaving a bloody crater. educate;
That kind of explosion.
Oh, we both know that when he climbed up on her gigantic floating nipple, you came. powerofone;
What the fuck?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 02:13:39 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 01:58:28 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 01:46:00 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 03, 2007, 01:08:48 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on May 03, 2007, 04:53:21 AM
Ew. ugly;
I think my penis exploded from that, and not in a good way. burned;
You came? hur;
No.
But you said you exploded... devil;
As in little bits of penis flew everywhere, leaving a bloody crater. educate;
That kind of explosion.
Oh, we both know that when he climbed up on her gigantic floating nipple, you came. powerofone;
No wai. gun;
That almost made me wanna start fapping. Almost.
...Was I the only one who enjoyed it?
caterpie;
I like "Misty fucks Psyduck" more.
Quote from: steal on May 03, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 03, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
I like "Misty fucks Psyduck" more.
Yeah, that one was way funnier and far more erotic.
Yeah, so are the other ones in that Something Awful series of hilariously erotic stories.
Quote from: steal on May 03, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 03, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
I like "Misty bobbas Psyduck" more.
Yeah, that one was way funnier and far more erotic.
um, wtf? Someone fill me in, and why is the new filter bobba? psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 03, 2007, 11:52:32 PM
Quote from: steal on May 03, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 03, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
I like "Misty bobbas Psyduck" more.
Yeah, that one was way funnier and far more erotic.
um, wtf? Someone fill me in, and why is the new filter bobba? psyduck;
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=1789&p=7 (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=1789&p=7)
Keep clicking "next" in that series of stories. The Psyduck/Misty one is there somewhere.
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 03, 2007, 11:52:32 PM
Quote from: steal on May 03, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 03, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
I like "Misty bobbas Psyduck" more.
Yeah, that one was way funnier and far more erotic.
um, wtf? Someone fill me in, and why is the new filter bobba? psyduck;
Because I said so. argh;
Misty's Long Day, inspired by Pokemon, written by workape. It had been a long day of traveling as Misty made her way alone back home for her family reunion. As the sun was setting, she heard in the distance the sound of a waterfall. "I guess I could get a quick bath and let out my pokemon for a while," she thought to herself, "I have kept them in their balls for far too long on this trip." Walking to the edge of the pool, she removed her backpack and began releasing all of her pokemon into the water. She smiled as she looked out over the group of them swimming and splashing in the water. Digging through her backpack though, she noticed with some dismay that she had forgotten to pack her bathing suit in with the rest of her traveling clothes. "No one else is around and the pokemon are enjoying themselves too much to be bothered by me if I strip down," Misty thought as she approached the edge of the pool, "besides, I really need to wash this road dust off of me if I am going to get a good nights sleep!" Casting glances into the shadows of the area, Misty began the quick process of divesting herself of her clothing. Her small breasts took on a soft glow as the moonlight reflecting off of the pond hit them. She didn't notice that Psyduck though was staring intently at her nude form as she removed the last of her clothing. With a small gasp as she entered the water, Misty swam out into the middle of the pool and tread water for a while her body began to adjust to the temperature. "I'll swim over to the rocky area by the waterfall and use the falls like a shower!" Misty thought. Standing up under the waterfall, Misty began to run her hands over her body as she cleaned the dirt off of herself. She found her thoughts drifting back to the last night that she was with Brock and Ash and of Brocks going away present to her. Her hands began to snake their way down her body as she remembered the wonderful feeling of Brocks mouth on her pussy. As Misty began to slide her fingers inside herself, she turned her back to the pond and put a hand on the wall to steady her now shivering form as she let her passion take over. With two fingers inside herself and her thumb working her clit, Misty began to shake as a powerful orgasm built up inside. Working her fingers inside herself like a pair of legs running, Misty's thoughts drifted back to when she let Brock take her virginity. The pain of when her cherry burst and then the way that it gave way into the intense pleasure of being fucked hard and slow. Her thoughts drifted to the instant that Brock came inside of her, the throbbing of his hard cock inside of her as he floods her virgin womb with his seed. With a cry she comes and falls down to her knees, fingers still embedded in her pulsating snatch. Slowly pulling out her fingers, she brings them up to her mouth and gives them a tentative taste. "Mmmm...I taste good, no wonder Brock was down there for so long!" Misty thought as she licked her fingers clean. "Psyduck?" Misty began to turn to reprimand Psyduck for sneaking up on her, but a strong grip took hold of her ankles and wrists and quickly snapped her spread eagle and prone on top of itself. Turning her head to the side she saw that it was Star-yu holding her down like this! "Star-yu! LET ME GO!" Misty screamed as she struggled, "Star-yu! What is wrong with you? Let me go this instant!" Struggling against the strong grip of the large starfish, Misty almost missed the soft warmth that began to move around her pussy. Straining to raise her head, Misty looked down to see Psyduck lapping at her still dripping pussy. Torn between her rage and the wonderful feeling emanating between her legs, Misty lay bound and limp while Psyduck sucked and licked at her pussy. Unlike the way that Brocks tongue worked her, Psyduck's was longer and thicker. He licked her up and down and nibbled on her clit, the last drawing a small cry of pleasure from Misty's taut body. After what seemed like an eternity, she felt Psyduck remove his mouth from her pussy. "Finally, this is over." Misty thought as she started to rise, "Now I can get..." Misty's thoughts were interrupted as she was once again pulled spread eagle. She wondered what was next until her question was answered by the presence of a hard object just at the entrance to her vagina. Misty's head snapped up as she looked down on what had to be the largest cock that she had ever seen in her life. Psyduck was easily twice as long as Brock and at least three times as large around. As Psyduck entered her, Misty bit her lip to keep from crying out in pain. Her pussy was being stretched, stretched to the point of tearing, but Misty didn't care she was in heaven. While Psyduck was fucking into her, Misty was fucking back raising her small hips to meet the pokemon's enormous cock. They fucked slowly at first, allowing her to get used to the size, but they quickly began to pick up speed. "Fuck me Psyduck," Misty cried into the chill night air, "Fuck me! Fuck me!" "Psy-yiy-yiy-yiy-yiy," Psyduck moaned as he fucked the young girl. Pounding into her with passion that he had never felt before. Something was building in Psyduck, something new and different. Misty looked up to see Psyduck begin to glow and his shape begin to change, the only thing that didn't change though was the pistoning of his hard cock in and out of her pussy. As the glow around Psyduck began to subside, Misty saw that Psyduck had evolved! He was now a Golduck! The surprise of the evolution was soon replaced by the surprise of her orgasm as her back arched and she began to come. As she flopped in the tight grip of Star-yu's arms and her orgasm, Misty felt Golduck's member begin to pulse inside of her as he laid down thick ropes of his pokeseed in he womb. Finally, Golduck's pulsing stopped and he pulled himself out her. Misty was able to get to her feet and walk around the pool to where her clothes were. Looking down she saw a mixture of blood and semen running down her leg, and Misty smiled. She knew that these long days were going to have a happy ending from now on.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF FUCKING PARAGRAPHS?