I was at my Mom's then hanging out with my friend. I just got home and realized I have the house alone until midmonday
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What should I do?
Obvious answer is obvious.
Try to get a girl there. That is the only real benefit of having the house to yourself.
Get V there.
Masturbate and cum on whatever food you think the other people in your household might eat.
masturbate in your mom's undergarments
Quote from: The Joker on September 01, 2007, 06:23:23 PM
Obvious answer is obvious.
Try to get a girl there. That is the only real benefit of having the house to yourself.
Is your sister free? navi;
Quote from: JMV290 on September 01, 2007, 06:24:58 PM
Is your sister free? navi;
I think so. She just downstairs talking to her husband and friend. v;
Quote from: Scarecrow on September 01, 2007, 06:24:25 PM
Get V there.
I'm not easy.
As stated, get women over there. Also, fap anywhere you would like.
Quote from: WrenchxNinja on September 01, 2007, 06:27:17 PM
As stated, get women over there. Also, fap anywhere you would like.
FAP FEST 2007 powerofone;
Louis C.K. wub;
Have a woman, have a party, have some people over and get high, or just masturbate with any food you can find.
Quote from: steal on September 01, 2007, 06:41:09 PM
My parents weren't home so I did what any man should do when his parents aren't home; get stoned and jerk one out.
OH YOU BADASS. wub;
Watch a plant grow. wub;
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 01, 2007, 06:53:21 PM
Watch a plant grow. wub;
post ur phone number and i'll call u elle
Quote from: JMV290 on September 01, 2007, 06:58:57 PM
post ur phone number and i'll call u elle
[09:59] F: sasha flavored shit in my bathtub <3 then i put in bubbles, sweat, and turkey sausages !
[10:00] : ARE YOU SAYING YOUR TUB IS A TOILET
[10:00] : no i bath in that stuff
[10:00] : OH
[10:00] : why turkey sausages
[10:01] F: idk they make me happy
[10:01] : lol
drive to california,
pick me up,
drive back to your place,
have a party.
Quote from: prettygirl on September 01, 2007, 07:17:05 PM
drive to california,
pick me up,
drive back to your place,
have a party.
The only party that two people can have together is a sexy party. yes;
Quote from: The Joker on September 01, 2007, 07:19:32 PM
The only party that two people can have together is a sexy party. yes;
you're invited too.
we can have a threesome, ha.
Quote from: prettygirl on September 01, 2007, 07:20:47 PM
you're invited too.
we can have a threesome, ha.
It would be a big bunch of ethnic fun. thumbup;
Jerk off in the microwave. navi;
HAND PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY voomts; voomts; voomts; voomts; voomts;