A milestone. A legend. A godlike figure. All of these words describe me in some way but they really can't describe how truly awesome I really am, Here, let me tell my life story... Back on the farm... I was one of seventeen brothers. We had to kill each other so we could feed that night. I was the only one who survived the blood bath. I escaped when I was fifteen after my father killed my mother for not making him a sammich. The ranch burned down shortly when the police arrived. I grabbed the tractor and headed for the one place I knew I could find shelter... Disney World.
I hid in the catacombs of the underwater city Disney had built. I found Disney in a robot suit searching for a child with the one heart to set free Mickey. He had chosen me and I had saved Mickey. I was so happy and, then, all of a sudden, a doctor said clear. It turned out there was a gas leak in the tractor and I had been hallucinatiing. After a day, I was set free. I was seventeen years old. I had now found a computer in the hospital. This was when I went on the internet and found Boyah.
I also had become a doctor in the hospital. I was the Doogie Howser and I saved lots of patients and stuff. One time, there was this hot supermodel and I totally saved her life. We had, like, sex. Then, I woke up at the farm and my sheets had been destroyed somehow. I ran away and I went into LA. I now currently live in the Blood's hideout. I'm also a member of the Bloods. I'm awesome, yo.
End of story.
Discuss.
I don't know whether to say "Shut up." or "That was fucking brilliant"
Quote from: Ripster on August 30, 2007, 06:25:01 PM
I don't know whether to say "Shut up." or "That was fucking brilliant"
Shut up is the best choice.
Quote from: The Joker on August 30, 2007, 06:26:03 PM
Shut up is the best choice.
hey v tell me when you throw some witty barbs upon this forum
Quote from: The Joker on August 30, 2007, 06:26:03 PM
Shut up is the best choice.
kk
Andrew, Shut. The fuck. Up.
wait, shit, did it rong.
Well whatever, as long as I am a worthless piece of shit apparently, I guess I'm supposed to do it rong caterpie;
*is off to livejournal*
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 30, 2007, 06:26:37 PM
hey v tell me when you throw some witty barbs upon this forum
That'll never happen.
Quote from: Princess on August 30, 2007, 06:28:58 PM
That'll never happen.
One can dream, Princess... One can dream...
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 30, 2007, 06:31:05 PM
One can dream, Princess... One can dream...
Hell, my dreams arent even that fucked up. caterpie;
Quote from: Ripster on August 30, 2007, 06:32:10 PM
I recall a few actually
No, you don't. Those were my witty barbs.
Quote from: Princess on August 30, 2007, 06:32:24 PM
Hell, my dreams arent even that fucked up. caterpie;
Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard... china;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 30, 2007, 06:32:41 PM
No, you don't. Those were my witty barbs.
o my bad
you just have so many andrew, I guess it seems like you have enough for every single one of us gonk;
Quote from: Ripster on August 30, 2007, 06:35:00 PM
o my bad
you just have so many andrew, I guess it seems like you have enough for every single one of us gonk;
I'm occasionally witty.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 30, 2007, 06:33:03 PM
Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard... china;
I SPEAK THE TRUTH caterpie;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 30, 2007, 06:26:37 PM
hey v tell me when you throw some witty barbs upon this forum
I'd rather just tell you to shut up. No witty remarks.
And no need for your two cents, Hime.