Because this jackass is always revving up his shitty car 124054738956672983 times a day, and he never goes anywhere. I CAN'T PLAY METROID PRIME 3 WITH SOME PIECE OF SHIT GOING "VROOM VROOOM ALDKGASDFJGHASDKUGHKJFGHD PUT PUT SIZZLE."
Put concrete in it overnight instead. Or water in the gas tank.
Quote from: ' on August 29, 2007, 03:54:56 PM
Put concrete in it overnight instead. Or water in the gas tank.
Or place a live grenade under the car.
Or throw a brick at his window.
or shit in the driver's seat
or slash his tires
or take a picture of tim having sex with his girfriend and give it to his wife.
or smash seilkie's head open
Quote from: Ripster on August 29, 2007, 04:05:08 PM
or take a picture of tim having sex with his girfriend and give it to his wife.
What if he has had only one relationship?
also what clucky said
It makes the car backfire.
Quote from: Mary W. Utterback on August 29, 2007, 04:01:38 PM
or shit in the driver's seat
Do this one, and don't be a pussy and shit in a bag then open bag on seat.
Put a brick under his brakes pseudo;
Remove the breaks.
If you put a potato in the gas pipe, it's just going to go flying out when he starts the car.
I saw it on Mythbusters. navi;
Quote from: Thief888 on August 29, 2007, 07:55:19 PM
If you put a potato in the gas pipe, it's just going to go flying out when he starts the car.
I saw it on Mythbusters. navi;
Not if he jams it far enough in there, but he'd need the absolutely perfect size/shape of potato to do that. caterpie;
Quote from: Kaz on August 29, 2007, 08:06:00 PM
Not if he jams it far enough in there, but he'd need the absolutely perfect size/shape of potato to do that. caterpie;
Or just use Cement.
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on August 29, 2007, 08:18:08 PM
Or just use Cement.
LEAVE YOUR FANCY SEEMENT OUT OF THIS argh;
Cut his dick off and shove it in the pipe.
Quote from: AURORA UNIT 312 MISSING on August 30, 2007, 12:14:09 AM
Cut his dick off and shove it in the pipe.
what if his dick isn't sufficient to block the pipe? gonk;
Quote from: UnagiPower on August 31, 2007, 06:20:14 AM
what if his dick isn't sufficient to block the pipe? gonk;
Add your own? magician;
Quote from: AURORA UNIT 312 MISSING on August 31, 2007, 09:09:13 AM
Add your own? magician;
Adding Lauls's penis to the pipe'll barely change a thing.
Quote from: Bassir C. on August 31, 2007, 09:18:12 AM
Adding Lauls's penis to the pipe'll barely change a thing.
Heh heh. china;