I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. yes;
Are you a geologist? Because you rock my world. y;
POST.
suck my dick please.
Always works on the ladies.
I have six pack. Wanna get drunk?
... caterpie;
Hi my name is Silverhawk of Nsider caterpie;
Well not a pick up line, I just wanna add this china;
Do you have a band-aid, cause I'm cut. caterpie;
"Can I touch your boobs?"
Quote from: Eminem on May 02, 2007, 06:30:33 PM
"Can I touch your boobs?"
That actually worked once ohsnap;
Quote from: Reaper on May 02, 2007, 06:26:42 PM
Hi my name is Silverhawk of Nsider caterpie;
u suk dawkins;
Yous a nappy headed ho
Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.
You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.
Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you?
Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody?
Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee.
Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours?
Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Quote from: Skillet on May 02, 2007, 06:34:44 PM
Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.
You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.
Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you?
Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody?
Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee.
Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours?
Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.
LMFAO
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 02, 2007, 06:36:18 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
WIN
OMFG
awesome;
Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.
Quote from: Reaper on May 02, 2007, 06:26:42 PM
Hi my name is Silverhawk of Nsider caterpie;
That one actually worked once. ohsnap;
Uhh... Hi?
If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me
caterpie;
69 views lol caterpie;
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
You have nice boobs.
You have a huge nose, but don't worry, I have a fetish for huge noses.