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Title: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
Because it's not like it'll ever see any action.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Pelelol on August 25, 2007, 09:46:01 PM
Atleast you're not in denial.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 25, 2007, 09:46:42 PM
At this rate, yeah, pretty much.

Also lmao @ Pele coming back  powerofone;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Houdini on August 25, 2007, 09:46:54 PM
Oh, please. You probably will get laid eventually.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Pelelol on August 25, 2007, 09:47:39 PM
and lmao @ me helping you lazy assholes get some work done on the wiki
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: JGE on August 25, 2007, 09:48:09 PM
Thanks for helping the human race.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 25, 2007, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: Pelelol on August 25, 2007, 09:47:39 PM
and lmao @ me helping you lazy assholes get some work done on the wiki


lolwtf you're actually working on that?

I say we just let the wiki die.  caterpie;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 09:50:02 PM
Quote from: Toast on August 25, 2007, 09:46:54 PM
Oh, please. You probably will get laid eventually.
I have incredibly high standards.

So, yeah, it's doubtful.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Houdini on August 25, 2007, 09:51:40 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 25, 2007, 09:50:02 PM
I have incredibly high standards.

So, yeah, it's doubtful.
Standards have a tendency to drop dramatically when you're presented with a potential mate.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Pelelol on August 25, 2007, 09:53:05 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 25, 2007, 09:49:35 PM
lolwtf you're actually working on that?

I say we just let the wiki die.  caterpie;


Whatever, no one even looks at it anyways.  powerofone;

Also;

Everyone here tries to force memes into every post. It's quite annoying. But that's just my opinion.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: Toast on August 25, 2007, 09:51:40 PM
Standards have a tendency to drop dramatically when you're presented with a potential mate.
Actually, I had a chance to get laid back as a freshman. This woman was pretty much willing to be my slave, and some people say she looked decent,

I denied her without second thoughts. powerofone;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Hyper on August 25, 2007, 09:56:16 PM
lol emo
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 09:57:39 PM
Quote from: Frederick H. Dracelious on August 25, 2007, 09:56:16 PM
lol emo
inosrsly spam;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: V on August 25, 2007, 10:04:35 PM
Get it over with, already.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2007, 10:06:15 PM
Oh God where's my poem at.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 25, 2007, 10:29:56 PM
You could just go to Rent-A-Whore
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Pelelol on August 25, 2007, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 25, 2007, 10:29:56 PM
You could just go to Rent-A-Whore


Zack: attempting humour since the early 90's.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 25, 2007, 10:33:22 PM
Quote from: Pelelol on August 25, 2007, 10:31:29 PM
Zack: attempting humour since the early 90's.

I'm being serious  gonk;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: steal on August 25, 2007, 10:33:32 PM
I'll probably get some eventually, but it's probably gonna be at least another ten years. psyduck;
$50 says you'll get it before me. myface;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 25, 2007, 10:39:17 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 25, 2007, 10:36:22 PM
$50 says you'll get it before me. myface;

for $50 you can go to Rent-A-Whore and get it right now
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on August 25, 2007, 10:43:06 PM
I really don't care if I'm a virgin. I'll find someone eventually.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 10:44:22 PM
Quote from: steal on August 25, 2007, 10:40:42 PM
BUT I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
I don't do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, go to parties, listen to music, "hang out," or anything.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2007, 10:47:07 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 25, 2007, 10:44:22 PM
I don't do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, go to parties, listen to music, "hang out," or anything.
Sexy. caterpie;

Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2007, 10:49:24 PM
Quote from: steal on August 25, 2007, 10:48:55 PM
I don't drink, and I've only been to one party that wasn't like 4 people at someone's house for a birthday y;
Sexsey. flower;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 10:50:00 PM
Quote from: steal on August 25, 2007, 10:48:55 PM
I don't drink, and I've only been to one party that wasn't like 4 people at someone's house for a birthday y;
Last party I went to was the summer after first grade.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 25, 2007, 10:51:13 PM
OK, so lets think of a creative, new way to chop it off...

We are going to make a video out of it, right?
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2007, 10:56:45 PM
Quote from: steal on August 25, 2007, 10:55:33 PM
Dammit, you win.

AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK TO GIRLS gonk;
You do it on Boyah.  Why not in real life?
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 25, 2007, 10:58:06 PM
Quote from: steal on August 25, 2007, 10:55:33 PM
Dammit, you win.

AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK TO GIRLS gonk;
They come to me for advice. No girl wants a man with any common sense whatsoever.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: FAMY2 on August 26, 2007, 09:47:45 AM
  You guys have no self confidence at all. There is NOTHING wrong with either of you. Try talking to the friendly girls. So what if they aren't perfect. You don't have to go out with them. Get some experience and confidence under your belt. Ha ha ha, fits the subject.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Feynman on August 26, 2007, 09:52:03 AM
I'd love to rid myself of sexual desire so I may focus on more important things like technology and food.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 26, 2007, 09:52:28 AM
Quote from: Clair on August 26, 2007, 09:47:45 AM
  You guys have no self confidence at all. There is NOTHING wrong with either of you. Try talking to the friendly girls. So what if they aren't perfect. You don't have to go out with them. Get some experience and confidence under your belt. Ha ha ha, fits the subject.
GUESS WHAT?[spoiler]Chicken butt. weewee;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: FAMY2 on August 26, 2007, 10:07:03 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 26, 2007, 09:52:28 AM
GUESS WHAT?[spoiler]Chicken butt. weewee;[/spoiler]


Well, I know a few girls that would good out with either of you.  argh; Get some balls and do it. You don't have to MARRY them for Christ's sake.  JUST BE FRIENDS.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 26, 2007, 10:09:51 AM
Quote from: Clair on August 26, 2007, 10:07:03 AM
Well, I know a few girls that would good out with either of you.  argh; Get some balls and do it. You don't have to MARRY them for Christ's sake.  JUST BE FRIENDS.
Well, it's a true shame I don't know those women, right? caterpie;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Tomboh on August 26, 2007, 10:11:54 AM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on August 25, 2007, 10:43:06 PM
I really don't care if I'm a virgin. I'll find someone eventually.
Yeah, there are tons of girls out there that like fat black men addicted to a 12 year old site.

Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Tomboh on August 26, 2007, 10:12:45 AM
Quote from: Clair on August 26, 2007, 09:47:45 AM
There is NOTHING wrong with either of you.
o lawd clair is funny
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: FAMY2 on August 26, 2007, 10:14:08 AM
Quote from: Ohbotm on August 26, 2007, 10:12:45 AM
o lawd clair is funny


I try.  china;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: superclucky on August 26, 2007, 10:16:45 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 25, 2007, 10:58:06 PM
They come to me for advice. No girl wants a man with any common sense whatsoever.
then how will i live without common sense frum other pplz
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Tomboh on August 26, 2007, 10:22:10 AM
Quote from: steal on August 26, 2007, 10:19:19 AM
THEY TRAVEL IN PACKS

IT'S HARD TO TALK TO THEM WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND THEY'RE IN A BIG GROUP ASFADGKAGDKAHDAH
They're not always in packs, nigga. They can't ALL be going to the same places all the time. Eventually the one you've been eyeing will split away...That's when you attack. roman;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: superclucky on August 26, 2007, 10:23:36 AM
Quote from: steal on August 26, 2007, 10:19:19 AM
THEY TRAVEL IN PACKS

IT'S HARD TO TALK TO THEM WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND THEY'RE IN A BIG GROUP ASFADGKAGDKAHDAH
THEN TALK TO THEM IN YOUR GROUP THEN LOL
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Tomboh on August 26, 2007, 10:25:44 AM
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on August 26, 2007, 10:23:36 AM
THEN TALK TO THEM IN YOUR GROUP THEN LOL
That probably wouldn't work.

The group of girls would scatter once they see Steal and his group of guys with three feet long hair approaching.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: guff on August 26, 2007, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 25, 2007, 09:50:02 PM
I have incredibly high standards.
I'm pretty sure that's not your only problem.  psyduck;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 26, 2007, 11:09:24 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on August 26, 2007, 11:07:34 AM
I'm pretty sure that's not your only problem.  psyduck;
thx weewee;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 26, 2007, 01:08:01 PM
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR, HONOR AND A PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUS.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 26, 2007, 01:13:43 PM
Quote from: Scarecrow on August 26, 2007, 01:08:01 PM
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR, HONOR AND A PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUS.

They apparently don't have honor
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 26, 2007, 03:53:23 PM
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 26, 2007, 01:13:43 PM
They apparently don't have honor
Neither do you, you furry son of a bitch.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 26, 2007, 03:56:51 PM
Quote from: Scarecrow on August 26, 2007, 03:53:23 PM
Neither do you, you furry son of a bitch.

UR FURRY SON OV BISH
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 26, 2007, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 26, 2007, 03:56:51 PM
UR FURRY SON OV BISH


lmao pidgeotto yiff
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on August 26, 2007, 08:48:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 25, 2007, 09:50:02 PM
I have incredibly high standards.

So, yeah, it's doubtful.
  Oh gosh me too.
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Title27GT on August 26, 2007, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 26, 2007, 08:48:42 PM
  Oh gosh me too.
"I sat on my computer and played FlyFF all day"
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 26, 2007, 08:53:04 PM
Quote from: TITLEMONSTER on August 26, 2007, 08:49:40 PM
"I sat on my computer and played FlyFF all day"
When will they ever learn that free MMO's suck?
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on August 26, 2007, 09:09:36 PM
Quote from: TITLEMONSTER on August 26, 2007, 08:49:40 PM
"I sat on my computer and played FlyFF all day"
That was back when I hung out with this one kid. 
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Title27GT on August 26, 2007, 09:48:46 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 26, 2007, 09:09:36 PM
That was back when I hung out with this one kid. 
Jesus christ, just come out and admit that you're a dumbass prissy little wannabe skater nerd!
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Fireman.exe on August 27, 2007, 09:07:18 AM
I pray to Jim Morrison that you NEVER have sex with a woman, for that would end the world as we know it.

Men are fine, though. <3
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 27, 2007, 10:06:33 PM
Quote from: Fireman.exe on August 27, 2007, 09:07:18 AM
I pray to Jim Morrison that you NEVER have sex with a woman, for that would end the world as we know it.

Men are fine, though. <3


Praying to Jim Morrison seems like something that would yield nothing but negative results.  caterpie;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 27, 2007, 10:11:45 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 27, 2007, 10:06:33 PM
Praying to Jim Morrison seems like something that would yield nothing but negative results.  caterpie;

like Opera 10 coming out  magician;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: V on August 28, 2007, 04:48:31 AM
Quote from: steal on August 26, 2007, 10:19:19 AM
THEY TRAVEL IN PACKS

IT'S HARD TO TALK TO THEM WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND THEY'RE IN A BIG GROUP ASFADGKAGDKAHDAH


Wtf? That's when it's easiest for me. When they are with their friends they tend to become more open and are willing to talk to you more because they have their friends there. You just have to learn to play it cool.  powerofone;
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Selkie on August 28, 2007, 07:21:47 AM
Oh shit, do I smell a side plot in Boyah movie
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Zack777 on August 28, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
Quote from: Ripster on August 28, 2007, 07:21:47 AM
Oh shit, do I smell a side plot in Boyah movie

wut is it?
Title: Re: I think I'm just going to slice off my penus.
Post by: Selkie on August 28, 2007, 09:39:53 AM
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 28, 2007, 08:05:51 AM
wut is it?


Lawlz cutting his penis off of course