Okay, story time...
So I decided to have a bowl of cereal just now, so I take out the box of wheaties, they are almost gone, and from a long time ago.
I pour them in, then the milk, then sit down at the compy table. I begin eating.
As I am eating, I notice these little ball thingies in it. So I am like, what the fuck are these little ball thingies?
I continue eating. Then it hits me. Hits me like a freight train. These ball thingies, they look awfully like...
MOTH EGGS.
I run to the garbage and spit out. It's no use, I already ate half of the bowl at least.
my freakin god ugly;
You shoulda ate the moth balls.
They're healthy.
Wheaties are gross.
(http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/johnson/hort/Butterfly/images/HGSphinxMoth01.jpg)
Why would you eat something that looks like that?
Quote from: MVP0079 on August 23, 2007, 06:49:18 PM
You shoulda ate the moth balls.
They're healthy.
Ever have them with some boogers? Delicious.
General Rule: If you don't know what's in it, don't eat it educate;
haha ur gonna have moths in ur tummy and they're gonna break out of ur stomache while ur sleepin flower;
Mmm... protein.
Yeah I just looked on my Wheaties box and on the ingredients there are moth eggs wtc;
LOL but was it good?
And here's me wondering why the fuck you would keep eating after the "what are these round things" part of the story.
Do you always eat something when you don't know what it is?
**I move away from the cereal to not look at what I'm eating
Meh, I'v had worse thinks in my mouth
Quote from: Charles A. Reiss on August 23, 2007, 11:24:56 PM
okay who wants to do the penis joke now
i will
@ zack: like a penis? roflmao
Quote from: V on August 23, 2007, 11:21:53 PM
What the fuck? psyduck;
I'v drunk'in a full glass of sour milk. I'v eaten soap. I'v licked the sidewalk for five dollars. And I'v eaten... vegetables
worst thing, I'v ever eaten, vegetables
@V: go die bitch
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 23, 2007, 11:28:35 PM
I'v drunk'in a full glass of sour milk. I'v eaten soap. I'v licked the sidewalk for five dollars. And I'v eaten... vegetables
worst thing, I'v ever eaten, vegetables
@V: go die bitch
1. What the fuck are you saying "@V" for when you quoted me?
2.Rofl you're a fucking retard. You licked the ground for $5? Desperate much?
3.Stfu, you don't know shit.
oh god i am laughing so hard
zack, you are one of a kind
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 23, 2007, 11:28:35 PM
I'v drunk'in a full glass of sour milk. I'v eaten soap. I'v licked the sidewalk for five dollars. And I'v eaten... vegetables
worst thing, I'v ever eaten, vegetables
@V: go die bitch
I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY NAMED THEIR PENIS VEGETABLES caterpie;
Quote from: Charles A. Reiss on August 23, 2007, 11:40:43 PM
I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY NAMED THEIR PENIS VEGETABLES caterpie;
what the fuck are you taking about?
You ate it? After going "OMFG what us this shit?"
Dumbass
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 23, 2007, 11:28:35 PM
I'v drunk'in a full glass of sour milk. I'v eaten soap. I'v licked the sidewalk for five dollars. And I'v eaten... vegetables
worst thing, I'v ever eaten, vegetables
@V: go die bitch
I've drank a full glass of sour milk also, it's not that bad.
I've gotten almost a full bottle of shampoo poured into my eye, and this kid at my school licked off a kids loogie from a light post for one dollar.
You lose.
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 23, 2007, 11:28:35 PM
I'v drunk'in a full glass of sour milk. I'v eaten soap. I'v licked the sidewalk for five dollars. And I'v eaten... vegetables
worst thing, I'v ever eaten, vegetables
@V: go die bitch
Have you ever actually had catfood, or even worse, microwaved dogshit with hot sauce?
Quote from: Sinbad on August 24, 2007, 10:38:17 AM
Have you ever actually had catfood, or even worse, microwaved dogshit with hot sauce?
nope
This thread kicks ass. I'm laughing my ass off. china;
Why the hell did you eat it? :D
AND OMG ZACK ID SO FUNNI
I'd never lick the ground for $5, not even $20-100.
Quote from: Princess on August 25, 2007, 03:57:43 PM
I'd never lick the ground for $5, not even $20-100.
Why? It's just the ground. psyduck;
Quote from: Kaz on August 25, 2007, 06:21:57 PM
Why? It's just the ground. psyduck;
Because it's gross and I dont need money.
Quote from: Princess on August 25, 2007, 06:23:02 PM
Because it's gross and I dont need money.
k
I need money, and hell, there are a lot grosser things that I could lick. After all, it's not like dirt tastes so horrible you want to throw up, and you end up eating dirt from time to time even if you don't lick the ground anyway.
Quote from: Kaz on August 25, 2007, 06:27:28 PM
k
I need money, and hell, there are a lot grosser things that I could lick. After all, it's not like dirt tastes so horrible you want to throw up, and you end up eating dirt from time to time even if you don't lick the ground anyway.
Yes, but since I dont need money, licking it for the hell of it doesnt sound too bright.
SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED