So it was a double block P.E. today, and me and my friend went to dress out before class started, so we headed over to the bathroom down the stairs. I was already dressed and was outside the bathroom switching to my undershirt, but he went inside to get ready. A second later some tall dude, guessing a senior or junior, walks out of the bathroom in a real rush, looking very suspicious, and had a strange look on his face. Minute later my friend walks out and tells me that the dude was fucking beating off in the bathroom.
He told me when he walked in, he clearly saw the guy beating the front of his pants fast, then when the guy heard him go in he yelled "Oh shit" and rushed out.
I can't prove this 100% happened, but what a story like that, there is no way it couldn't be true.
Also why the fuck did he not just beat off in the stall.
whoopdeedoo
If he wants something to brag about, he needs to do it during class.
You have to be very desperate for a nut to do it at school. psyduck;
its more sexy to get caught pseudo;
1. A girl at the high school down the street put a hot dog in her vag.
2. There's no room to beat off in a stall.
Why do people jack off at school?
I've whacked off probably 15-20 times in school, once in class.
It's the only time I ever use the school bathrooms during school. psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 22, 2007, 06:03:07 PM
2. There's no room to beat off in a stall.
School has handicap stalls.
Quote from: Richard E. Hansen on August 22, 2007, 06:03:15 PM
Why do people jack off at school?
Beats me, I can at least wait till I get home.
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 22, 2007, 06:03:07 PM
2. There's no room to beat off in a stall.
Jesus Christ, do you go wild when rubbing one out? psyduck;
Quote from: Richard E. Hansen on August 22, 2007, 06:03:15 PM
Why do people jack off at school?
Because it's the most awesome thing a man can ever do, and incredibly risky. Get caught and you'll have the entire school laughing at you, along with the boot. But do it successfully, and you have the greatest feeling ever.
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 22, 2007, 06:03:07 PM
2. There's no room to beat off in a stall.
yes there is. No one's dick is that big. psyduck;
in b4 "olol mines is lol."
Quote from: V on August 22, 2007, 06:05:50 PM
yes there is. No one's dick is that big. psyduck;
in b4 "olol mines is lol."
I can beat off in an airplane bathroom and still have plenty of room.
Not really about dick size here.
Quote from: Snorks B. Hindenbergh on August 22, 2007, 06:04:20 PM
I've whacked off probably 15-20 times in school, once in class.
It's the only time I ever use the school bathrooms during school. psyduck;
I cannot fathom how some of you fap while in class. psyduck;
Quote from: Charles A. Reiss on August 22, 2007, 06:06:42 PM
I can beat off in an airplane bathroom and still have plenty of room.
Not really about dick size here.
Then what is the problem with school bathroom stalls?
Quote from: V on August 22, 2007, 06:07:22 PM
I cannot fathom how some of you fap while in class. psyduck;
It's possible to just have it against your leg and rub it like a sore muscle or something. Worked for me. thumbup;
To be honest, I did beat off once before in school.
It was in the 8th grade at this catholic school I went to, and I was in this big empty private room because I had to take a test I missed.
No one was in sight, and I wanted to kill some time.
Quote from: V on August 22, 2007, 06:07:55 PM
Then what is the problem with school bathroom stalls?
Look up, just because I posted in the same thread doesn't mean I agree with everyone in it.
Quote from: V on August 22, 2007, 06:05:50 PM
yes there is. No one's dick is that big. psyduck;
in b4 "olol mines is lol."
Not at my school,
Quote from: V on August 22, 2007, 06:07:22 PM
I cannot fathom how some of you fap while in class. psyduck;
I was wearing my Mansilk boxers that day (highly recommended), and just sort of rubbed it/fapped a little from inside my pocket. I was sitting in the back, I think the teacher might have noticed but no one else except my friend did. powerofone;
Quote from: Snorks B. Hindenbergh on August 22, 2007, 06:11:05 PM
I was wearing my Mansilk boxers that day (highly recommended), and just sort of rubbed it/fapped a little from inside my pocket. I was sitting in the back, I think the teacher might have noticed but no one else except my friend did. powerofone;
u r so kewl
Someone in my school smells weird and h's constantly caught masturbating. We think it's dick rugburn.
(http://www2.zansstuff.com:3390/images/kittens.jpg)
I've never jacked off at school before, although I have done so twice at my job. caterpie;
Very gratifying.
Quote from: Lawlz on August 22, 2007, 06:05:17 PM
Because it's the most awesome thing a man can ever do, and incredibly risky. Get caught and you'll have the entire school laughing at you, along with the boot. But do it successfully, and you have the greatest feeling ever.
Are you telling me it feels better in school than at home?
Thats okay, in my final year of high school (06-07), some kid got caught jacking off in Math Class.
HAHAH, You have to go to Gym, and I don't!
ANYWAY, why would you want to masturbate at school. Same thing with porn, why in the name of Lexmark would you look at porn at school. You do that kinda shit at home!
@Your Posting Rival: (saves image)
Quote from: Lawlz on August 22, 2007, 06:02:30 PM
If he wants something to brag about, he needs to do it during class.
I've done that twice before, actually. navi;
I couldn't whack off during school.
My teacher would wonder why I was gone for half an hour.
Quote from: JMV290 on August 23, 2007, 02:07:51 PM
I couldn't whack off during school.
My teacher would wonder why I was gone for half an hour.
And my teacher would wonder why I took my laptop with me into the bathroom
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 23, 2007, 12:14:15 PM
HAHAH, You have to go to Gym, and I don't!
I like Gym, except for when we do that yoga shit.
Quote from: Spartan on August 23, 2007, 04:07:59 PM
I like Gym, except for when we do that yoga shit.
I hate when you have to learn stuff and do educational shit in gym
ITS GYM, I WANT TO SMACK AND TACKLE PEOPLE!
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on August 23, 2007, 02:14:57 PM
And my teacher would wonder why I took my laptop with me into the bathroom
You don't need porn for jacking off. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 22, 2007, 06:02:30 PM
whoopdeedoo
If he wants something to brag about, he needs to do it during class.
that made me lol
Quote from: TITLEMONSTER on August 23, 2007, 10:11:52 PM
Of course it did, you're an idiot.
WTF? Are you in love with me? You always quote my post.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 23, 2007, 11:15:59 PM
WTF? Are you in love with me? You always quote my post.
Yes
I'm in love with you.
:|
So is everyone else on this forum.
Quote from: TITLEMONSTER on August 23, 2007, 11:30:59 PM
Yes
I'm in love with you.
:|
So is everyone else on this forum.
yes, we love him. :|
title, AIM.
Quote from: Ohbotm on August 23, 2007, 08:48:30 PM
You don't need porn for jacking off. psyduck;
Who said he's turning his computer on? spam;