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Title: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Lozal on August 17, 2007, 12:26:08 PM
That means I'll be the first class that's going to have to carry the sugar sack baby around. I'm going to murder mine after we're done with them. spam;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2007, 12:27:21 PM
I had to do that in 8th with a partner.  We didnt do anything with it.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Selkie on August 17, 2007, 12:28:38 PM
k.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Claquesous on August 17, 2007, 12:31:09 PM
We had to carry around these dolls that cried at random intervals. The teacher attached a key to our wrists that we had to stick in the baby's back whenever it cried. We had to keep it there until it cooed, which could take up to ten minutes...  If you let it cry, it would count as neglect...

It caused me to sleep much less for that weekend...
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Zack777 on August 17, 2007, 12:31:40 PM
Lucky I don't have to do that until I'm a senior  china;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Selkie on August 17, 2007, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on August 17, 2007, 12:31:09 PM
We had to carry around these dolls that cried at random intervals. The teacher attached a key to our wrists that we had to stick in the baby's back IN POG FORM whenever it cried. We had to keep it there until it cooed, which could take up to ten minutes...  If you let it cry, it would count as neglect...

It caused me to sleep much less for that weekend...


wow, all I had to do was keep an egg in a cardboard box for a week
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 12:33:44 PM
My friends sister had to do that. She almost got suspended for it crying in class.  psyduck;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 17, 2007, 12:34:14 PM
Am I the only person that had to use eggs?  psyduck;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: YPrrrr on August 17, 2007, 12:34:53 PM
Did anyone else use their eggs/sugar to make brownies? psyduck;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 12:36:37 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 12:34:53 PM
Did anyone else use their eggs/sugar to make brownies? psyduck;


Most the time you get an assignment like this, you get a doll, not a bag of sugar.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Zack777 on August 17, 2007, 12:37:14 PM
Quote from: McLovin on August 17, 2007, 12:34:14 PM
Am I the only person that had to use eggs?  psyduck;

our school uses stuffed animals
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2007, 12:37:36 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 12:34:53 PM
Did anyone else use their eggs/sugar to make brownies? psyduck;
My partner was the real one I had to watch.  He was throwing it up and down and he dropped it and I almost had a heart attack.  Thats one more person I will not marry. powerofone;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: YPrrrr on August 17, 2007, 12:38:30 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on August 17, 2007, 12:37:14 PM
our school uses stuffed animals
Mmmmm... wonder what those would taste like in brownies? psyduck;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Wrench on August 17, 2007, 12:40:38 PM
We didn't have to do anything like that.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Lozal on August 17, 2007, 12:41:44 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on August 17, 2007, 12:37:14 PM
our school uses stuffed animals
Our school uses bags of sugar that you have to dress up.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Houdini on August 17, 2007, 12:53:55 PM
At my school, all they teach you in health is that premarital sex will make your AIDS-riddled penis fall off and that drugs are bad.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 17, 2007, 01:04:50 PM
I never had to do any baby shit.

$10 says I'll be a better parent than 90% of you. spam;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Wrench on August 17, 2007, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 01:04:50 PM
I never had to do any baby shit.

$10 says I'll be a better parent than 90% of you. spam;

$20 you are correct. I can't stand little kids.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 17, 2007, 01:16:52 PM
Quote from: Mariomaniac21 on August 17, 2007, 01:10:08 PM
$10 You'll never be aparent and if you do you'd trade your baby for a videogame  powerofone;
I'd give up my only child for Earthbound, with or without the box. powerofone;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: superclucky on August 17, 2007, 02:13:46 PM
Our school is too poor.  powerofone;
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Post by: Bushy on August 17, 2007, 02:15:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 17, 2007, 01:16:52 PM
I'd give up my only child for Earthbound, with or without the box. powerofone;
What would you give for a special directors cut with interviews, exclusive endings, and whatnot?
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 17, 2007, 02:17:21 PM
We never had to do that baby thing. We covered CPR in a lot more detail and effort than most classes, though.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Bushy on August 17, 2007, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 02:17:21 PM
We never had to do that baby thing. We covered CPR in a lot more detail and effort than most classes, though.
We're covering Human Anatomy...again.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Daddy on August 17, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
I've never done that.


We did have to do this thing where we map out how much time we spend doing stuff.  The teacher then told me I spend too much time with my hedgehog. :|
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Bushy on August 17, 2007, 02:19:56 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on August 17, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
I've never done that.


We did have to do this thing where we map out how much time we spend doing stuff.  The teacher then told me I spend too much time with my hedgehog. :|
lol
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 17, 2007, 02:41:59 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 17, 2007, 02:15:54 PM
What would you give for a special directors cut with interviews, exclusive endings, and whatnot?
DOESN'T EXIST
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 17, 2007, 04:53:33 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on August 17, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
I've never done that.


We did have to do this thing where we map out how much time we spend doing stuff.  The teacher then told me I spend too much time with my hedgehog. :|


hedgehog = penis?
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: C.Mongler on August 17, 2007, 04:56:08 PM
I DONT SHIT A GIVE  argh;
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: The artist formally known on August 17, 2007, 04:56:20 PM
They actually do that? What the lol
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Daddy on August 17, 2007, 05:23:08 PM
Quote from: Kaz on August 17, 2007, 04:53:33 PM
hedgehog = penis?
I used to have a pet hedgehog.
Title: Re: So I have health first quarter this year.
Post by: Samus Aran on August 17, 2007, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on August 17, 2007, 05:23:08 PM
I used to have a pet hedgehog.


Nah...I like it being a synonym for penis more.