And none of that "You wish to destroy all humans, yet you are part human yourself blahblahblah"
no thx.
you want to be black but you are black
Not being happy makes you happy?
Go read Catch 22
Why ask for some when you can make your own?
Your stupidity makes you believe that you aren't stupid even though you realize that you're stupid but don't want to be stupid so stupidly try not to be stupid by doing stupid things which only result in making you look more stupid to your stupid self and all stupid people around you?
That one was pretty stupid. Sorry, I suck at these.
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2007, 11:37:05 PM
Your stupidity makes you believe that you aren't stupid even though you realize that you're stupid but don't want to be stupid so stupidly try not to be stupid by doing stupid things which only result in making you look more stupid to your stupid self and all stupid people around you?
That one was pretty stupid. Sorry, I suck at these.
Ow, my brain hurts
That was a good one
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2007, 11:37:05 PM
Your stupidity makes you believe that you aren't stupid even though you realize that you're stupid but don't want to be stupid so stupidly try not to be stupid by doing stupid things which only result in making you look more stupid to your stupid self and all stupid people around you?
That one was pretty stupid. Sorry, I suck at these.
I understand that. powerofone;
your back hurts so you go back to the store to buy some pain reliever for your back but you remember that you have to turn in coupons back to the store so yuo can get the back cream for free. then as you're driving back home your back of the chair flys off back into your back window and you die IN POG FORM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:39:57 PM
your back IN POG FORM hurts so you go back IN POG FORM to the store to buy some pain reliever for your back IN POG FORM but you remember that you have to turn in coupons back IN POG FORM to the store so yuo can get the back IN POG FORM cream for free. then as you're driving back IN POG FORM home your back IN POG FORM of the chair flys off back IN POG FORM into your back IN POG FORM window and you die IN POG FORM
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Quote from: Bushybrow on August 16, 2007, 11:40:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:39:57 PM
your back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM hurts so you go back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM to the store to buy some pain reliever for your back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM but you remember that you have to turn in coupons back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM to the store so yuo can get the back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM cream for free. then as you're driving back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM home your back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM of the chair flys off back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM into your back IN POG FORM IN POG FORM window and you die IN POG FORM
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THE MORE YOU QUOUTE, THE BETER THE STORY GETS
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:39:57 PM
your back IN POG FORM hurts so you go back IN POG FORM to the store to buy some pain reliever for your back IN POG FORM but you remember that you have to turn in coupons back IN POG FORM to the store so yuo can get the back IN POG FORM cream for free. then as you're driving back IN POG FORM home your back IN POG FORM of the chair flys off back IN POG FORM into your back IN POG FORM window and you die IN POG FORM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:39:57 PM
your back IN POG FORM hurts so you go back IN POG FORM to the store to buy some pain reliever for your back IN POG FORM but you remember that you have to turn in coupons back IN POG FORM to the store so yuo can get the back IN POG FORM cream for free. then as you're driving back IN POG FORM home your back IN POG FORM of the chair flys off back IN POG FORM into your back IN POG FORM window and you die IN POG FORM
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 11:39:57 PM
your back IN POG FORM hurts so you go back IN POG FORM to the store to buy some pain reliever for your back IN POG FORM but you remember that you have to turn in coupons back IN POG FORM to the store so yuo can get the back IN POG FORM cream for free. then as you're driving back IN POG FORM home your back IN POG FORM of the chair flys off back IN POG FORM into your back IN POG FORM window and you die IN POG FORM
K
Quote from: steal on August 16, 2007, 11:58:16 PM
SPONTANEOUS EJACULATION
SPONTANEOUS EJACULATION IN POG FORM
(Don't) Read what's in parenthesis.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 17, 2007, 12:40:16 AM
(Don't) Read what's in parenthesis.
Holy shit, that's gold. psyduck;
Quote from: Snorkel on August 16, 2007, 11:30:06 PM
Go read Catch 22
Yeah, really... The freaking title alone is a paradox psyduck;
the top sentence is true
the top sentence is true
wait...
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=402
Read up, it's interesting
Quote from: reefer on August 17, 2007, 11:46:32 AM
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=402
Read up, it's interesting
burned;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on August 17, 2007, 11:29:26 AM
Yeah, really... The freaking title alone is a paradox psyduck;
Explain. psyduck; Why is it a paradox?
Quote from: iWolf on August 17, 2007, 11:54:51 AM
Explain. psyduck; Why is it a paradox?
It's in the dictionary...
That book achieved such popularity, that the title was was added to the dictionary, and it is a synonym of paradox
Here;s the quote from the book:
"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle."
"That's some catch, that catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.