I used to hump everything. Until i turned 10 and realized it was wrong looking. caterpie;
And I used to dance around and perform strip teases when I was 9. powerofone;
I used to pinch my nipples lol.
I used to bite and suck on everything.
I used to sing and dance randomly when I felt like it.
Hold random people's hands. flower;
[spoiler]Most I still do. yes; lol jk[/spoiler]
I took n00dz when I was 11.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you molested at a young age or something?
Quote from: Houdini on August 15, 2007, 10:57:15 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I couldnt help it when I was 2. emo;
Quote from: Houdini on August 15, 2007, 10:57:15 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you molested at a young age or something?
Hime or Lozal?
I used to take pictures of the most retarded things, including myself doing random things.
Quote from: laura on August 15, 2007, 10:59:12 PM
I was a horny 11 year old. :|
The more I think about it, the more likely it seems that you were, in fact, molested.
Quote from: laura on August 15, 2007, 10:59:12 PM
I was a horny 11 year old. :|
So was I. It was a pretty weird phase of my life. Stealing pornos from my stepdad, etc.
Quote from: Kaz on August 15, 2007, 11:01:20 PM
So was I. It was a pretty weird phase of my life. Stealing pornos from my stepdad, etc.
I was a horny ten year old. I tried to hump various household objects until I inadvertently learned how to masturbate.
Quote from: Houdini on August 15, 2007, 11:02:30 PM
I was a horny ten year old. I tried to hump various household objects until I inadvertently learned how to masturbate.
It's a weird story how I learned to pleasure myself in which I dont cuz it feels awkward.
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:04:49 PM
It's a weird story how I learned to pleasure myself in which I dont cuz it feels awkward.
OK
Quote from: laura on August 15, 2007, 10:56:58 PM
I took n00dz when I was 11.
OH FUCKING GOD, THE MENTAL PICTURES. gonk;
Quote from: Houdini on August 15, 2007, 11:06:45 PM
OK
Yah it started with a table, but I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO IT. Although this is an internet forum so...
Quote from: Thief888 on August 15, 2007, 11:07:07 PM
OH FUCKING GOD, THE MENTAL PICTURES. gonk;
lol thats mean. :(
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:08:23 PM
Yah it started with a table, but I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO IT. Although this is an internet forum so...
Keep going.
Quote from: Houdini on August 15, 2007, 11:02:30 PM
I was a horny ten year old. I tried to hump various household objects until I inadvertently learned how to masturbate.
Me too. :|
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:11:35 PM
It's embaressing. gonk;
Name of thread: Embaressing things you did as a child and now look back on and find embaress
You expect everyone else to recount something embarrassing when you yourself cannot?
Quote from: Kingoftherings on August 15, 2007, 11:16:16 PM
Name of thread: Embaressing things you did as a child and now look back on and find embaress
You expect everyone else to recount something embarrassing when you yourself cannot?
K I brushed against a table about at 14. And it felt good. So I slowly humped it and I got wet. Thats all I can remember. TABLE SEX. gonk;
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:18:02 PM
K I brushed against a tableabotu at 14. And it felt good. So I slowly humped it and I got wet. Thats all I can remember. TABLE SEX. gonk;
MORE
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:18:02 PM
K I brushed against a table about at 14. And it felt good. So I slowly humped it and I got wet. Thats all I can remember. TABLE SEX. gonk;
What's so embarassing about that? Most girls who find out for themselves find it out by rubbing against things. You're not so alone.
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:20:35 PM
Sometimes I use the corner of my bed. emo;
Ever considered using... your hand?
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 10:55:33 PM
I used to hump everything. Until i turned 10 and realized it was wrong looking. caterpie;
And I used to dance around and perform strip teases when I was 9. powerofone;
I used to pinch my nipples lol.
I used to bite and suck on everything.
I used to sing and dance randomly when I felt like it.
Hold random people's hands. flower;
[spoiler]Most I still do. yes; lol jk[/spoiler]
ur my dream
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:50:18 PM
K I will try.
Document this escapade in photographs. caterpie;
Quote from: Okelty on August 15, 2007, 11:51:19 PM
Document this escapade in photographs. caterpie;
Will it make you happy?
Quote from: Okelty on August 15, 2007, 11:57:44 PM
Yes, yes it would.
I'll take that in thought. If you promise not to show anyone.
Quote from: Rikku on August 16, 2007, 12:06:13 AM
I'll take that in thought. If you promise not to show anyone.
I see how it is. :'(
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 10:55:33 PM
I used to hump everything. Until i turned 10 and realized it was wrong looking. caterpie;
And I used to dance around and perform strip teases when I was 9. powerofone;
I used to pinch my nipples lol.
I used to bite and suck on everything.
I used to sing and dance randomly when I felt like it.
Hold random people's hands. flower;
[spoiler]Most I still do. yes; lol jk[/spoiler]
holy shit im rofling
oh and I used to pick my nose in school
When I played basketball as a youngin', when the play stopped, I would practice shooting an invisible ball gonk;
It looks really bad on the video tape china;
i used to have straight hair and non rosey cheeks (COPYRIGHT)
i miss dem days gonk;
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 16, 2007, 08:21:33 AM
i used to have straight hair and non rosey cheeks (COPYRIGHT)
i miss dem days gonk;
but i lixe ur rosy cheeks ^________________^
I hit these neighborhood kids with my baseball bat when I got mad at them (we'd always fight)
One had to get a cast because I (apparently) broke his arm powerofone;
One time, I cried.
One time i held in a shit
I used to never go to the bathroom at school.
I also kicked a teacher and principal before.
I also flipped off a teacher and said a teacher had a fat ass.
I was a terrible child. edumacate;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on August 16, 2007, 10:53:00 AM
I used to never go to the bathroom at school.
I still won't do that. :|
Quote from: WrenchNinja on August 16, 2007, 10:53:00 AM
I used to never go to the bathroom at school.
I also kicked a teacher and principal before.
I also flipped off a teacher and said a teacher had a fat ass.
I was a terrible child. edumacate;
I haven't used it once last year. I didn't even know where it is. china;
Quote from: Rikku on August 16, 2007, 12:06:13 AM
I'll take that in thought. If you promise not to show anyone.
Sounds like a deal.
Like clucky, I wet the bed. :'(
When I was about six, my friend showed me his erect harbl and I was aroused by it. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on August 16, 2007, 01:11:27 PM
When I was about six, my friend showed me his erect harbl and I was aroused by it. caterpie;
kw
33r
Quote from: V on August 16, 2007, 10:55:49 AM
I still won't do that. :|
I use the pissers but not the shitters.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on August 16, 2007, 10:53:00 AM
I used to never go to the bathroom at school.
How could you hold in your pee that long?
Quote from: Rikku on August 15, 2007, 11:18:02 PM
K I brushed against a table about at 14. And it felt good. So I slowly humped it and I got wet. Thats all I can remember. TABLE SEX. gonk;
Strippers do that all the time, but, its not a table. They use a pole. powerofone;
Quote from: Houdini on August 16, 2007, 04:41:30 PM
How could you hold in your pee that long?
I had no idea how I did it. I barely drank anything, but still.
Quote from: Houdini on August 16, 2007, 04:41:30 PM
How could you hold in your pee that long?
I never have an urge to go to the bathroom at school. I don't think I've ever used the school bathrooms. I usually only take a piss twice a day, once in the morning, and once at night.
Quote from: laura on August 16, 2007, 04:52:25 PM
I never have an urge to go to the bathroom at school. I don't think I've ever used the school bathrooms. I usually only take a piss twice a day, once in the morning, and once at night.
How the hell
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 04:54:24 PM
How the hell
Some people are just a mystery. I have to pee every 1-2 hours.
So, uh, what's with all the "IN POG FORM" popping up in random posts? psyduck;
Quote from: The Wizard of Frobozz on August 16, 2007, 05:53:25 PM
So, uh, what's with all the "IN POG FORM" popping up in random posts? psyduck;
You seriously don't know where that's from?
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 16, 2007, 05:55:43 PM
You seriously don't know where that's from?
Nope. psyduck;
I know what a pog is, but not why that phrase appears in about 1 in 4 threads.
In earlier commercials, it'd be like
Alf is back... IN POG FORM!
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 16, 2007, 05:59:50 PM
In earlier commercials, it'd be like
Alf is back IN POG FORM... IN POG FORM!
That would explain it. I don't watch television. psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on August 16, 2007, 05:59:50 PM
In earlier commercials, it'd be like
Alf is back IN POG FORM... IN POG FORM!
http://www.youtube.com/v/HCTB1z4VCJo
Can't find the commercial you're talking about.
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 09:48:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/HCTB1z4VCJo
Can't find the commercial you're talking about.
I said like >_>
Quote from: reefer on August 16, 2007, 09:48:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/HCTB1z4VCJo
Can't find the commercial you're talking about.
Whoah, that's from one of the only Simpsons episodes I've ever seen.