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Title: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:30:09 PM

k?

how does it get sent....?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Feynman on August 14, 2007, 10:30:46 PM

Wouldn't you want my sperm for a super-genius baby?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bushy on August 14, 2007, 10:30:51 PM

You gonna make little JMV's?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Snorkel on August 14, 2007, 10:31:40 PM

You're not pre-pubescent still?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:31:55 PM

I'VE GOT AN IDEA

ALL OF YOU SEND ME YOUR SPERM
AND WE'LL MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

who wants to put it inside of me?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: The artist formally known on August 14, 2007, 10:32:01 PM

you have to have it inserted from his penis sorry

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:32:21 PM

Quote from: Snorkel on August 14, 2007, 10:31:40 PM
You're not pre-pubescent still?

huh?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:32:53 PM

Quote from: reefer on August 14, 2007, 10:32:01 PM
you have to have it inserted from his penis sorry

you can get pregnant from being fingered.
i know someone who had it happen.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Feynman on August 14, 2007, 10:33:09 PM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:31:55 PM
I'VE GOT AN IDEA

ALL OF YOU SEND ME YOUR SPERM
AND WE'LL MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

who wants to put it inside of me?

Only one of us will get to fertilize the egg.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:33:47 PM

Quote from: Bassir C. on August 14, 2007, 10:33:09 PM
Only one of us will get to fertilize the egg.

yeah, we'll see who is the bestest spermy!

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 10:33:55 PM

I'll inject you with my semen manually.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: The artist formally known on August 14, 2007, 10:34:06 PM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:32:53 PM
you can get pregnant from being fingered.
i know someone who had it happen.

...yeah

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Snorkel on August 14, 2007, 10:34:10 PM

Quote from: Bassir C. on August 14, 2007, 10:33:09 PM
Only one of us will get to fertilize the egg.

And it would be me, since I train my sperm daily to be big strong sperm.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bushy on August 14, 2007, 10:35:03 PM

Quote from: Bassir C. on August 14, 2007, 10:33:09 PM
Only one of us will get to fertilize the egg.

Unless she somehow finds a way to combine sperm

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: The artist formally known on August 14, 2007, 10:36:26 PM

Quote from: Snorkel on August 14, 2007, 10:34:10 PM
And it would be me, since I train my sperm daily to be big strong sperm.

Don't we all?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:37:02 PM

Quote from: reefer on August 14, 2007, 10:36:26 PM
Don't we all?

this is goiing to be interesting

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Snorkel on August 14, 2007, 10:37:33 PM

Quote from: reefer on August 14, 2007, 10:36:26 PM
Don't we all?

Yeah, all except Bassir.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 10:37:50 PM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:37:02 PM
this is goiing to be interesting

Remember, my sperm comes from a sturdy, long, healthy Italian penis.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:38:12 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on August 14, 2007, 10:37:50 PM
Remember, my sperm comes from a sturdy, long, healthy Italian penis.

i'm excited

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bushy on August 14, 2007, 10:38:32 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on August 14, 2007, 10:37:50 PM
Remember, my sperm comes from a sturdy, long, healthy Italian penis.

Mine, from a gargantuan, black cock. spam;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on August 14, 2007, 10:52:40 PM

Quote from: Bushybrow on August 14, 2007, 10:38:32 PM
Mine, from a gargantuan, black cock. spam;

You can't produce it yet.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 14, 2007, 10:55:02 PM

holy fucking shit

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bushy on August 14, 2007, 10:55:26 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on August 14, 2007, 10:52:40 PM
You can't produce it yet.

I beg to differ

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 14, 2007, 10:59:42 PM

Quote from: Bushybrow on August 14, 2007, 10:55:26 PM
I beg to differ

No you don't. The only thing little kids beg to do is watch Barney and eat cookies. argh;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bushy on August 14, 2007, 11:03:40 PM

Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 14, 2007, 10:59:42 PM
No you don't. The only thing little kids beg to do is watch Barney and eat cookies. argh;

Uh huh

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 15, 2007, 03:10:44 AM

I WANT A BABY SNORKEL. powerofone;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Placebo Headwound on August 15, 2007, 03:13:18 AM

Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 14, 2007, 10:59:42 PM
No you don't. The only thing little kids beg to do is watch Barney and eat cookies. argh;

And yell like a lot while never being able to shut the hell up. psyduck;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Selkie on August 15, 2007, 06:16:46 AM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:31:55 PM
I'VE GOT AN IDEA

ALL OF YOU SEND ME YOUR SPERM
AND WE'LL MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

who wants to put it inside of me?

That wont work, cuz still only one sperm would make it to the egg.

I am guessing it would be mine navi;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: C.Mongler on August 15, 2007, 06:57:47 AM

myne will make ur baby jewfro'd

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: YPrrrr on August 15, 2007, 07:54:24 AM

Uh... WTF? psyduck;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Title27GT on August 15, 2007, 08:40:29 AM

Quote from: Bassir C. on August 14, 2007, 10:30:46 PM
Wouldn't you want my sperm for a super-genius baby?

lol god knows she needs it

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 15, 2007, 10:21:49 AM

Quote from: Title on August 15, 2007, 08:40:29 AM
lol god knows she needs it

well maybe you can find a pretty person for your baby so that you're infant doesn't make people run away in terror flower;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Title27GT on August 15, 2007, 10:37:10 AM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 15, 2007, 10:21:49 AM
well maybe you can find a pretty person for your baby so that you're infant doesn't make people run away in terror flower;

Have fun marrying the local electrician and being a stay at home mom for the next 60 years

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: YPrrrr on August 15, 2007, 10:38:00 AM

Can't we all just get along? poppy;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: prettygirl on August 15, 2007, 10:46:25 AM

Quote from: Title on August 15, 2007, 10:37:10 AM
Have fun marrying the local electrician and being a stay at home mom for the next 60 years

oh ok i will, thanks title. flower;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Title27GT on August 15, 2007, 10:46:43 AM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 15, 2007, 10:46:25 AM
oh ok i will, thanks title. flower;

ok cool

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on August 15, 2007, 11:02:36 AM

Quote from: Thief888 on August 15, 2007, 03:13:18 AM
And yell like a lot while never being able to shut the hell up. psyduck;

So true... gonk;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Commander Fuckass on August 15, 2007, 02:58:29 PM

Quote from: reefer on August 14, 2007, 10:36:26 PM
Don't we all?

not steal.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: V on August 15, 2007, 05:18:16 PM

Quote from: JMV290 on August 14, 2007, 10:33:55 PM
I'll inject you with my semen manually.

I lol'd. ness;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on February 04, 2009, 07:00:42 AM

I saw a guest viewing this and noticed someone wanted my sperm.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Nyerp on February 04, 2009, 07:11:57 AM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:32:53 PM
you can get pregnant from being fingered.
i know someone who had it happen.

lmao ness; flower; poppy;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Hiro on February 04, 2009, 07:16:01 AM

I prefer alligator cock, but Jmv is my 2nd choice

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: YPrrrr on February 04, 2009, 09:09:48 AM

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, when a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Classic on February 04, 2009, 09:10:33 AM

Quote from: YPR on February 04, 2009, 09:09:48 AM
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, when a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate

He must be very angry with me. giggle;

I'm not scared of him. baddood;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: YPrrrr on February 04, 2009, 09:19:23 AM

Quote from: KING OF ALL COSMOS on February 04, 2009, 09:10:33 AM
He must be very angry with me. giggle;

I'm not scared of him. baddood;

Well it only really matters if you're Catholic n_u

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Hermione Granger on February 04, 2009, 10:19:46 AM

uh jmv has aids akudood;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 04, 2009, 12:13:21 PM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:32:53 PM
you can get pregnant from being fingered.
i know someone who had it happen.

goowan

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 04, 2009, 01:06:08 PM

I wish I could've let mine go in her

:'(

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: The spy who loves you on February 04, 2009, 05:52:55 PM

I need a drink after reading this.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Samus Aran on February 04, 2009, 07:10:27 PM

Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 04, 2009, 01:06:08 PM
I wish I could've let mine go in her

:'(

Instead it'll be from a bunch of other random guys all over her hand. goowan

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Veal on February 04, 2009, 07:15:54 PM

so is jmv like important here or something?

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Samus Aran on February 04, 2009, 07:22:52 PM

Quote from: Veal on February 04, 2009, 07:15:54 PM
so is jmv like important here or something?

no, he's just a puppet of doodthing

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on February 04, 2009, 07:32:14 PM

Quote from: Veal on February 04, 2009, 07:15:54 PM
so is jmv like important here or something?

JMV doesn't go here.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Veal on February 04, 2009, 07:35:48 PM

oh thank god

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2009, 09:22:30 PM

Quote from: prettygirl on August 14, 2007, 10:32:53 PM
you can get pregnant from being fingered.
i know someone who had it happen.

happydood;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Slim on February 04, 2009, 09:34:52 PM

Quote from: Veal on February 04, 2009, 07:15:54 PM
so is jmv like important here or something?

Yeah, it took me a while to wrap my mind around that too. It's like a bizarro Outsider or something.

And I'm still not sure if it's quite sunken in yet, quite frankly.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on February 04, 2009, 09:48:18 PM

Quote from: Slim on February 04, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
Yeah, it took me a while to wrap my mind around that too. It's like a bizarro Outsider or something.

And I'm still not sure if it's quite sunken in yet, quite frankly.

saddood;
[spoiler](http://i39.tinypic.com/dlgemo.png)[/spoiler]

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Slim on February 04, 2009, 09:55:03 PM

It's nothing against you. It's just that I can remember when you were just a wee pup on Outsider, young and naive. You were so cute in those days. But now... now I see you here as an important admin, all grown up and matured. It's can be a little overwhelming to see my JMV off on his own making a name for himself like this. I'm proud of you--I just want you to know that.

sorry for being so nostalgic but this is a really emotional thing for me you have to understand ;__;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Daddy on February 04, 2009, 10:19:57 PM

Quote from: Slim on February 04, 2009, 09:55:03 PM
It's nothing against you. It's just that I can remember when you were just a wee pup on Outsider, young and naive. You were so cute in those days. But now... now I see you here as an important admin, all grown up and matured. It's can be a little overwhelming to see my JMV off on his own making a name for himself like this. I'm proud of you--I just want you to know that.

sorry for being so nostalgic but this is a really emotional thing for me you have to understand ;__;

ily slimmy giggle;

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Nyerp on February 05, 2009, 06:05:37 AM

coup against jmv y/n

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bolivian Army on February 05, 2009, 07:27:16 AM

y

you start ill be right behind you

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Post by: Daphnia on February 05, 2009, 09:39:42 AM

I am now and Administrator.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bolivian Army on February 05, 2009, 10:39:00 AM

i would like sage now

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Nyerp on February 05, 2009, 12:45:42 PM

Quote from: Brooks on February 05, 2009, 10:39:00 AM
i would like sage now

Done.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Bolivian Army on February 05, 2009, 08:17:29 PM

Quote from: Nyerp on February 05, 2009, 12:45:42 PM
Done.

Title: Re: JMV I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE YOUR SPERM
Post by: Geno on February 05, 2009, 08:42:17 PM

where is zayna
I miss her myspace style posts

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