Views pornographic materials but does not masturbate.
What's the point?
He's gay.
Error 404: Sense not Found hax;
Penis is too small to hold
You guys should be ashamed. His father died after beating off and the spooge landed on a candle, causing a massive explosion, killing him. If I experienced something like that, I would never fap again either.
Boner? v;
So, just because I don't fap, I can't take a look? poppy;
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 09, 2007, 01:30:32 AM
You guys should be ashamed. His father died after beating off and the spooge landed on a candle, causing a massive explosion, killing him. If I experienced something like that, I would never fap again either.
I never fapped in the first place. v;
lol fag
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 09, 2007, 10:10:21 AM
I'm sorry man edumacate;
u did a gud job of confusing mii
:IO
Isn't it obvious? He is lying...
A) Because he's black.
B) Because he has me spam;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 07:49:28 PM
moar like 2 big lol
lol no one in long island has a big dick
Quote from: Title on August 09, 2007, 08:24:35 PM
lol no one in long island has a big dick
'cept 4 yo mama
lol
OOOHHH YO MOMMA FIGHT...YO MOMMA.
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, SHE USES DIET SOAP
Quote from: Title on August 09, 2007, 08:32:09 PM
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, SHE USES DIET SOAP
OOOOHHHHH YO MOMMA.
you momma's so fat, she drinks two diet cokes instead of one normal cock magician;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 08:34:44 PM
no u wish
lol
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID
SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH
THIS YO MOMMA FIGHT IS QUICKLY BECOMING A ONE-SIDED MATCH. TITLE IS CRUSHING YOU, TECTRON. WUT CHA GONNA DO?
Quote from: Title on August 09, 2007, 08:35:24 PM
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID
SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID, SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER HEAD TO "MAKE-UP" HER MIND
LOL
holy shit
go tectron nigga
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 08:37:46 PM
I was gonna say something, but then I remembered something else, and I would've felt really, reeeeeeeeeeeaaaally bad. :(
I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT!
Yo mama is so fat she rolls over both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat it takes 3 of us to hold her hand
You mama is so hairy you all mostly died of rug burns at birth!
Yo mama is so fat she put a yellow shirt on and walked by a school and all the kids said, "fu** we missed the bus!"
Yo mama is so old god said let there be light and he told mom get out of my dam way cow!
Yo mama is so poor that in church they said, 'free will offering" and she said, wooooo I need offering
Yo Mama is so stupid that when her dad says it's chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon
Yo Mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
Yo Mama is so poor that when a kid came to your house and asked if he can use the washroom she?s like pick a corner
Yo Mama is so fat when I tried walking past her, I got lost in china
Yo Mama is so fat that we're inside her right now
Yo Mama is so fat that when she went inside the elevator she ended up at 3000 B.C
Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Yo Mama is so stupid that she doesn't know the differences between a sperm and a planet
Yo Mama is so fat that when she went inside the car she made the world turn upside down
ur mom is so fat she has her own time zone lol
Your momma's so fat that when she bends over, her ass gets burned from re-entry. caterpie;
TITLE IS DISQUALIFIED. HE OBVIOUSLY GOOGLED THAT SHIT. orks;
originality is key. tectron wins teh cash MOOONNNEY. powerofone;
THANKS V I LOVE YOU
Quote from: V on August 09, 2007, 08:42:28 PM
TITLE IS DISQUALIFIED. HE OBVIOUSLY GOOGLED THAT SHIT. orks;
originality is key. tectron wins teh cash MOOONNNEY. powerofone;
I DIDN'T GOOGLE SHIT
Seriously though, I spent an entire sleepover writing yo mama jokes
Quote from: Title on August 09, 2007, 08:43:30 PM
That's how it's gonna be? suicide;
hay man u broke up w/ me
So V, do I get Luts or something? magician;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 08:45:01 PM
hay man u broke up w/ me
NO I DIDN'T
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME gonk;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 08:45:24 PM
So V, do I get Luts or something? magician;
yeah, you can get luts. but not from me. :| :| :|
im not made of luts. i only post for dem.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 08:45:24 PM
So V, do I get Luts or something? magician;
You do not get my love suicide;
Quote from: Title on August 09, 2007, 08:45:47 PM
NO I DIDN'T
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME gonk;
Er, yeah you did. I said "OH CRAP" in that one thread, and you were like "________ ALREADY SAID THAT, THIS IS WHY I BROKE UP WITH YOU"
Quote from: V on August 09, 2007, 08:46:26 PM
yeah, you can get luts. but not from me. :| :| :|
im not made of luts. i only post for dem.
Aww. :'(
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on August 09, 2007, 08:48:02 PM
Er, yeah you did. I said "OH CRAP" in that one thread, and you were like "________ ALREADY SAID THAT, THIS IS WHY I BROKE UP WITH YOU"
no
i said thats why i cheated on you
ok taek gay make up sex to chat thread or sumthing, k?
Quote from: Title on August 09, 2007, 08:50:45 PM
no
i said thats why i cheated on you
Well, you still cheated. :'(