i was at this party right
this hot girl was lookin at me
she was all like, oh baby i want ur cok
so i was all like, yeah
i was walking over to her and some dillweed walks in front of me and makes my drink fall down
he's all like, watch whar ur goin douche
im all like, wtf ur g4ey
he punches me in the eye and gives my eye a black eye
i tried to cry but my eye was too swollen to let tears out and the tears were stuck in my eye which made me cry more and that really hurt gonk;
i kiked him in teh balls and he screamed, ow douche
he than threw me out the window and glass went into my eyes and i cried some more as i walked home with glass in my eyes
the chick slept with that guy and i spent the night picking glass out of my eyes gonk;
tru story
thats so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(:(:(:(:(
but why didn't you use your jew ray
Quote from: . on August 08, 2007, 10:29:36 PM
thats so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(:(:(:(:(
but why didn't you use your jew ray
uh my eye was swollen tard :| :|
so
i was at this party rite
and this guy was there
his earlobe feel in the deep
so sum1 reached in and grabbed it
it was a rocklobster
we then ware at beach
every1 had matchign towels
but then 1 dood went under the dock
and omfg he saw a rok
but wtf it wasn't a rok
it was a rok lobster
moar sad stories...
i was leik walkin down the street in new york
when all of a sudden, p diddy is walking
im all liek, whoa p diddy
so i tried to say hello but his bodyguards were surrounding him
i tried to get through but one of the bodyguards grabbed my neck
and pulled me into this alleyway
p diddy said, yo dawg give him the no 69 dawg
i was all leik, lol 69
but the bodyguard took out his taser and began shocking me with it
all the others came in and shocked me with it too
p diddy was laughing when he didnt notice some guy cum behind him and slice his throat
i loled as he gurgled to death and the naked guy who cut him loled too
it was a sad yet heart warming story :)
Quote from: JMV290 on August 08, 2007, 10:30:31 PM
so
i was at this party rite
and this guy was there
his earlobe feel in the deep
so sum1 reached in and grabbed it
it was a rocklobster
we then ware at beach
every1 had matchign towels
but then 1 dood went under the dock
and omfg he saw a rok
but wtf it wasn't a rok
it was a rok lobster
Nigga stole my post. argh;
im so sry andrew :(
Quote from: Andrew1911 on August 08, 2007, 10:34:00 PM
moar sad stories...
i was leik walkin down the street in new york
when all of a sudden, p diddy is walking
im all liek, whoa p diddy
so i tried to say hello but his bodyguards were surrounding him
i tried to get through but one of the bodyguards grabbed my neck
and pulled me into this alleyway
p diddy said, yo dawg give him the no 69 dawg
i was all leik, lol 69
but the bodyguard took out his taser and began shocking me with it
all the others came in and shocked me with it too
p diddy was laughing when he didnt notice some guy cum behind him and slice his throat
i loled as he gurgled to death and the naked guy who cut him loled too
it was a sad yet heart warming story :)
The bolded certified this story as an instant classic. powerofone;
HOT GIRL IS NOT PEACHES