I CAN'T GET THE PICKLE JAR OPEN.. WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT
AND GOD DOESN'T EXIST
SMASH ON FLOOR?
Quote from: Shannon on August 05, 2007, 05:11:31 PM
I was thinking that.
If you really want pickles without too much of a mess, put the jar in a sink and gently tap it with a hammer. caterpie;
PROTIP: Put the jar in a bowl while doing this so you save the juices and not gets AIDS on your pickles.
I'll just wait for Steven to wake up.
Quote from: Shannon on August 05, 2007, 05:14:17 PM
I'll just wait for Steven to wake up.
So whos the babys daddy?
Okay, do this, hit the edges of it with a knife (butter knife, they're heavier then steak knifes) if the lid is metal or whatever look like metal. Hit it so it makes dents all the way around. Then open!
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 05, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
So whos the babys daddy?
My husband.
wait no. i made her all by myself. i like that story better.
my mom n dad n my best fwends mom says she looks just like me. I AM SO HAPPY SHE WILL NOT BE FUGS.
Quote from: reefer on August 05, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
Okay, do this, hit the edges of it with a knife (butter knife, they're heavier then steak knifes) if the lid is metal or whatever look like metal. Hit it so it makes dents all the way around. Then open!
I will try that in a few minutes.
BETTER IDEA.
Freeze the pickles so that the ice causes the jar to explode. caterpie;
Quote from: Shannon on August 05, 2007, 05:24:39 PM
I will try that in a few minutes.
Just send me a pickle cus I dunt have any
Quote from: Lawlz on August 05, 2007, 05:25:16 PM
BETTER IDEA.
Freeze the pickles so that the ice causes the jar to explode. caterpie;
Will it freeze? With the salt in the juice?
Quote from: Clair on August 05, 2007, 05:56:28 PM
Will it freeze? With the salt in the juice?
At around negative five degrees lul