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Title: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Andrios on August 05, 2007, 04:59:09 PM
I CAN'T GET THE PICKLE JAR OPEN.. WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 05, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT

AND GOD DOESN'T EXIST
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: The artist formally known on August 05, 2007, 05:08:57 PM
SMASH ON FLOOR?
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Andrios on August 05, 2007, 05:10:48 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 05, 2007, 04:59:26 PM
BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT
DAMMIT I KNEW IT.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Andrios on August 05, 2007, 05:11:31 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 05, 2007, 05:08:57 PM
SMASH ON FLOOR?
I was thinking that.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 05, 2007, 05:13:13 PM
Quote from: Shannon on August 05, 2007, 05:11:31 PM
I was thinking that.
If you really want pickles without too much of a mess, put the jar in a sink and gently tap it with a hammer. caterpie;

PROTIP: Put the jar in a bowl while doing this so you save the juices and not gets AIDS on your pickles.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Andrios on August 05, 2007, 05:14:17 PM
I'll just wait for Steven to wake up.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on August 05, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
Quote from: Shannon on August 05, 2007, 05:14:17 PM
I'll just wait for Steven to wake up.
So whos the babys daddy?
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Reverse Psychology on August 05, 2007, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 05, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
So whos the babys daddy?
Steven.

Idiot.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: The artist formally known on August 05, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
Okay, do this, hit the edges of it with a knife (butter knife, they're heavier then steak knifes) if the lid is metal or whatever look like metal. Hit it so it makes dents all the way around. Then open!
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Andrios on August 05, 2007, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on August 05, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
So whos the babys daddy?
My husband.   

wait no.  i made her all by myself.  i like that story better.

my mom n dad n my best fwends mom says she looks just like me.  I AM SO HAPPY SHE WILL NOT BE FUGS.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: Andrios on August 05, 2007, 05:24:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on August 05, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
Okay, do this, hit the edges of it with a knife (butter knife, they're heavier then steak knifes) if the lid is metal or whatever look like metal. Hit it so it makes dents all the way around. Then open!
I will try that in a few minutes.
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on August 05, 2007, 05:25:16 PM
BETTER IDEA.

Freeze the pickles so that the ice causes the jar to explode. caterpie;
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: The artist formally known on August 05, 2007, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: Shannon on August 05, 2007, 05:24:39 PM
I will try that in a few minutes.
Just send me a pickle cus I dunt have any
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: FAMY2 on August 05, 2007, 05:56:28 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on August 05, 2007, 05:25:16 PM
BETTER IDEA.

Freeze the pickles so that the ice causes the jar to explode. caterpie;


  Will it freeze? With the salt in the juice?
Title: Re: WHY GAWD?
Post by: The artist formally known on August 05, 2007, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: Clair on August 05, 2007, 05:56:28 PM
  Will it freeze? With the salt in the juice?
At around negative five degrees lul