Every time I meet a girl, they always think I'm the sweetest, shyest guy ever. They're always like "aww, why don't you ever talk?" I always say something like "because I have nothing to talk about," or "because you really don't want me to talk." It's also great how girls always think I'm what many would consider a "good Christian." (even though I'm atheist)
I remember when my one friend asked a few female friends if they ever shlicked; they were all like "ew, no, it's gross." Then he said "Everyone does it, so just admit it." They were like, "No, not everyone. Just perverts." Then my friend was like "Then all men must be perverts. Tell me, who is the most unperverted guy you know?" My female friends all pointed to me. I was just like caterpie;
You're so sweet, Lawlz. flower;
IF ONLY THEY KNEW THE REAL RONALD ROLLINS
Quote from: Kaz on July 29, 2007, 11:33:30 PM
IF ONLY THEY KNEW THE REAL RONALD ROLLINS
EVENTUALLY, A FEW OF THEM DID GET TO TRULY KNOW THE REAL RONALD JOHNATHAN DALLAS ROLLINS. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on July 29, 2007, 11:31:14 PM
I remember when my one friend asked a few female friends if they ever shlicked; they were all like "ew, no, it's gross." Then he said "Everyone does it, so just admit it." They were like, "No, not everyone. Just perverts."
they're just hiding the fact that they do it educate;
Quote from: w00terz on July 30, 2007, 12:05:01 AM
they're just hiding the fact that they do it educate;
I know this. caterpie;
What blew it was when one of them tried to say they didn't know what an orgasm was. I silently lol'd. spam;
Quote from: w00terz on July 30, 2007, 12:05:01 AM
they're just hiding the fact that they do it educate;
You're a genius.
Quote from: Lawlz on July 30, 2007, 12:07:12 AM
I know this. caterpie;
What blew it was when one of them tried to say they didn't know what an orgasm was. I silently lol'd. spam;
lul
Quote from: Lawlz on July 30, 2007, 12:07:12 AM
I know this. caterpie;
What blew it was when one of them tried to say they didn't know what an orgasm was. I silently lol'd. spam;
One girl I talked to on Nsider didn't know what an orgasm felt like, because she'd never had one before. Never masturbated even once. She was 14 at the time.
She could have been lying, but she really did seem horribly confused, and she was sort of at a loss for an explanation of why she didn't know until she finally admitted it.
I've almost had an orgasm before. *cough*tablesex*cough*
Quote from: Videl on July 30, 2007, 12:14:08 AM
I've almost had an orgasm before. *cough*tablesex*cough*
I don't see why you don't just masturbate, have an orgasm, and get it over with.
Quote from: Kaz on July 30, 2007, 12:16:24 AM
I don't see why you don't just masturbate, have an orgasm, and get it over with.
Isn't that the whole point?
Quote from: Kaz on July 30, 2007, 12:16:24 AM
I don't see why you don't just masturbate, have an orgasm, and get it over with.
I will try tonight. I get horny just I let it pass.
Quote from: w00terz on July 30, 2007, 12:17:00 AM
Isn't that the whole point?
Well she said she's "almost had one," and there's no shame in having one, so I say just do it. And yes, that's the point, but um...
wait, what?
Quote from: Kaz on July 30, 2007, 12:18:55 AM
Well she said she's "almost had one," and there's no shame in having one, so I say just do it. And yes, that's the point, but um...
wait, what?
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so, basically, they pity you psyduck;
Quote from: Videl on July 30, 2007, 12:14:08 AM
I've almost had an orgasm before. *cough*tablesex*cough*
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Quote from: Thief888 on July 30, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Princess Hime. psyduck;
well yea
but she's got a different picture that looks nothing like the past few pictures that were supposedly her now im confused and i don't want to use periods
Quote from: Anakin Skywalker on July 29, 2007, 11:32:13 PM
You're so sweet, Lawlz. flower;
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE WHORE
Quote from: Title on July 30, 2007, 09:01:46 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE WHORE
You were the one who broke up with me. It's a little late to cry if I flirt with other men, don't you think? flower;
Quote from: Anakin Skywalker on July 30, 2007, 09:03:13 AM
You were the one who broke up with me. It's a little late to cry if I flirt with other men, don't you think? flower;
WHEN THE HELL DID I BREAK UP WITH YOU emo;
Quote from: Anakin Skywalker on July 30, 2007, 09:08:03 AM
emo;
what I meant "that" wouldn't last long, I meant the breakup. emo;
Quote from: Title on July 30, 2007, 09:08:51 AM
what I meant "that" wouldn't last long, I meant the breakup. emo;
Oh. psyduck;
jebus im so perverted yet ppl still wanna b around me srsrly
Don't worry. They will love Ronald Rollins even if they find out about your Internet history.