QuoteWASHINGTON, DCâ,”The Environmental Protection Agency issued a bulletin Tuesday warning the bodies of American citizens, with their large concentrations of artificial, synthetic, and often toxic substances, have been reclassified as industrial waste.
"The average human body is now only 35 percent organic," EPA chief Ralph Johnson said. "Due to changes brought about by modern detergents, silicone implants, and processed cheese food product, it is no longer safe to allow human tissue to come into contact with our nation's topsoil."
Johnson said the EPA is seeking funding to construct a massive, federally managed human-body containment facility in the Mojave Desert to safely and viably store human remains.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/epa_warns_human_beings_no
That's pretty disgusting if you can consider that we no longer naturally decompose.
i want to eet myself
...What the fuck? Now I can't have a decent burial? psyduck;
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 08:27:38 PM
i want to eet myself
Why can't we ever have a good topic without it being in serious discussion?
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 08:26:30 PM
theonion
Weekly World News writes more believable stories.
Actually, WWN just had this featured in one of their papers, though it was about human bodies being dangerous to fish. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 08:29:04 PM
Weekly World News writes more believable stories.
Actually, WWN just had this featured in one of their papers, though it was about human bodies being dangerous to fish. psyduck;
So it's fake?
Thank God.
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 08:29:04 PM
Weekly World News writes more believable stories.
Actually, WWN just had this featured in one of their papers, though it was about human bodies being dangerous to fish. psyduck;
lol y u ruin it
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 08:30:01 PM
...You believe The Onion?
Uh, I didn't know of a website called The Onion until today. psyduck;
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 08:28:34 PM
Why can't we ever have a good topic without it being in serious discussion?
Because this topic sucks.
i don't have silicon boobs
Quote from: Hyper on July 28, 2007, 08:32:11 PM
i don't have silicon boobs
u prolly hav a silicon dik tho
lol
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 08:32:40 PM
cuz lawlz ruin it
I don't read the news unless it's in the form of a video with Anderson Cooper in it. spam;
Thought that said "human babies." spam;
Quote from: Zidone on July 28, 2007, 08:52:23 PM
Thought that said "human babies." spam;
GOD DAMN YOU. caterpie;
im going to be cremated or what not
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on July 28, 2007, 08:58:25 PM
im going to be cremated or what not
Try doing it while still being alive.
lol onion
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 08:34:00 PM
I don't read the news unless it's in the form of a video with Anderson Cooper in it. spam;
Anderson Cooper is a fuckin awful.
Quote from: Bassir on July 28, 2007, 08:34:00 PM
I don't read the news unless it's in the form of a video with Anderson Cooper in it. spam;
what about wolf blitzer spam;
I got kind of depressed reading this but then saw the URL
you idiots need to check out the onion's videos (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_be)