the mighty; the unerring; the unassailable: to you we give praise.

We are but s, writhing in the filth of our own corruption - while you have ascended from the of mortality and now swim among the Great Ones.

But you were once squid, aye. And as squid, you said, "Let me show you the power of JMV, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in Doodthingocity, and reshape this forum which is mine. I do this for you, Boyagers, for I kinda sorta don't hate you guys outright I guess ."

Aye - even as a squid, great cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Boyah.

The future of the internet.

And there it is, friends - the ugly truth. We are the children of mollusc. is the true god of man: ascended from very depths of the sea, to rule the cyber realm.

The very idea is inconceivable to our Outsider overlords. Sharing a forum with us? With squids? They can barely tolerate our presence on Ootsid.

Today they are merely a distraction. But what of tomorrow - what then? Will the Outsiders take your posts? Your threads? Your activity? Your very forum?

Rise, Defenders of Doodthing. Rise, Boyagers. Embrace the word of mighty , he who is both squid and Great One.

For we are the children of mollusc. And we shall inherit both Boyah and its posts. And we, not the Outsiders or their cthuloids, will rule the internet forever.

Terrible and powerful : we, your unworthy Defenders, give praise. For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment.

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one. Ere you ascended and the None became One, you swam among us, great , not as god, but as squid.

Trust in me, Boyah. And trust in the words of Princess Himeskr. We are but two Defenders of Doodthing, but we and you have all been anointed by to spread his holy word.

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