is something i feel most customers lack
i try to be nice and courteous and understanding but it builds up and gets frustrating
-you do not come to a sit down restaurant 3 minutes before close and order 10 different things off the breakfast menu for you and your 5 children that should've had breakfast 12 hours ago
-if i'm bringing food out to you and your fatass buffet, stop being a fatass for one second and drop the buffet utensils and let me fill your trough with food you pigs. Do not complain about a lack of food if your fatasses are in my way of bringing you more food
-complaining about an assortment of food on a buffet. omg. you're paying a discounted price to eat a smorgasbord of cheap or leftover foods and i'm doing the best i can
-if you eat off a buffet, use the correct fucking utensils. do not grab the tongs for fried chicken and reach 3 feet to grab some goulash and leave the tongs in the goulash then grab the goulash spoon and use it to slop up some sweetnsour pork
-you're all slobs. sure you're paying for a meal, but that doesn't mean you're paying to be a piece of shit and making our day worse by letting half of your meal fall on a counter top or table or floor or misusing everything we have
-cut the cooks some fucking slack. overworked, understaffed. its difficult to correctly make meals for 2-300 people in a night along with a buffet without making some minor mistakes. "all you do is read a ticket, get it right you little prick!"
im sorry i missed some mayo on your burgers ms fatass. you could ask very nicely and i would gladly fix it but no. be a bitch.
fuck em all
tl;dr
haven't complained in a while
My parents raised me to think only pigs go to buffets
Hooray elitism. Although the few times I have gone to one they are highly populated by rather rude people whose buttocks require 2 chairs
Quote from: NDDR on January 30, 2013, 10:15:48 AM
My parents raised me to think only pigs go to buffets
that is because it is true
Quote from: NDDR on January 30, 2013, 10:15:48 AM
My parents raised me to think only pigs go to buffets
Hooray elitism. Although the few times I have gone to one they are highly populated by rather rude people whose buttocks require 2 chairs
all accurate
Buffets are cool, but when you think about it's probably really easy to spread germs that way. Yeah they have the sneeze guards and stuff, but still...
i tip 15%