okay here are the CLUES
- smells like fish food
smells like sweaty black-people sex
smells like piss
what is it
why am i still in this room
who am i
Sounds like a vagina to me confuseddood;
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 12:21:58 PM
Probably a fishy twat.
oh my gOD
yes
that's exactly the scent
i don't know where it's coming from
[spoiler]
is it me....[/spoiler]
Snowy's asshole.
[spoiler]I smelt it b'fore[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Also I've said this before and I'll say it again, it's sad (for the women you went down on) if your impression of vagina involves the smell/taste of fish and piss girl;[/spoiler]
Quote from: vziard on October 31, 2011, 12:24:08 PM
Snowy's asshole.
[spoiler]I smelt it b'fore[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Also I've said this before and I'll say it again, it's sad (for the women you went down on) if your impression of vagina involves the smell/taste of fish and piss girl;[/spoiler]
I mean if you really loved her you would let her piss on your face during cunnilingus
Quote from: NPR on October 31, 2011, 12:26:18 PM
I mean if you really loved her you would let her piss on your face during cunnilingus
lol as if there's any question
none of those smells are very similar though huhdoodame;
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
ugh god golden showers are so unappealing :'(
there's something really hot about a girl grinding and peeing on my leg, I'm not sure why
i had the luxury to have experienced those scents coming from both genders
and experiencing a golden shower~
i win the "oh god what the fuck clucky you' award xxoxoxo
Quote from: vziard on October 31, 2011, 12:31:22 PM
there's something really hot about a girl grinding and peeing on my leg, I'm not sure why
Probably the temperature of the liquid itself n_u
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 12:32:00 PM
i had the luxury to have experienced those scents coming from both genders
and experiencing a golden shower~
i win the "oh god what the fuck clucky you' award xxoxoxo
please, share your story
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 12:34:25 PM
The smell? giggle;
well usually we reserve water/shit sports for the shower so there's not much smell
I think it's the extra lubrication it creates for her already thickly moist cunt rubbing against me, and the extra warm sensation it makes down there. I think YPR um, hit it right, um, on the head, to use a, turn of phrase
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 12:45:52 PM
this post got me hard
stop it
I think we need more straight shit sports erotica on boyah, less of that smut tyler posts
this thread is horrifying
Quote from: vziard on October 31, 2011, 12:31:22 PM
there's something really hot about a girl grinding and peeing on my leg, I'm not sure why
It's probably the urine
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 12:51:04 PM
Make a secret board only members can see.
oh we already have serious discussion that kind of random shit
Quote from: Travis on October 31, 2011, 12:52:23 PM
It's probably the urine
yeah, I think it's the urine, I'm also just fascinated by all excretory functions of females... to the point where I want the excretory in my mouth
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 12:59:59 PM
What if I was grinding your leg with my junk/ass? Would it be similar or different????
I think if you were grinding your asshole on my leg while gently spewing diarrhea it could be alright, I'd probably be able to get into it, but I'm not interested in your junk. sorry
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 01:03:59 PM
but what if I piss all over your leg
I just don't know how it would work, I like it with a vulva because it's kind of sandwiched around/gripping my leg and lubricating itself with the jet of piss forced up against me as it slides... so it might work with your asshole, and a little poop, but a dick I don't think even if you're pissing, it's less about the urine itself and more about the intimate contact with excretory functions
Quote from: Snowy on October 31, 2011, 01:09:34 PM
well then can I just fuck your butt
oh... uh...
[spoiler]is snowy asking me if he can fuck me????[/spoiler]
you could gett ass cysts be careful
Quote from: silvertone on October 31, 2011, 01:13:06 PM
you could gett ass cysts be careful
you're right I completely forgot about that O_0
If you want to do the ass/shit rubbing thing,, we can snowy, do a 'snowy' real proper, but otherwise given your history I'm just not comfortable
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on October 31, 2011, 12:53:52 PM
OP is horrifying
why i am a Very Nice person
my first time with piss was with a woman
i'm not sure why, but she decided to piss all over my hand
i didn't do anything but found it hilarious, and kept my hand there having her warmth spider down my arms
the second was a male
we were talking about our 'fetishes', and apparently watersports popped up
so we got together in the shower and had our turkey dogs up against one another's bellies and just let it all out
it was also funny :3
it doesn't carry the same amount of sexual energy snorkel has for piss
it's more of a 'i'm doing something gross so now it's cool' sort of thing
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:36:00 PM
'i'm doing something gross so now it's cool' sort of thing
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:36:00 PM
why i am a Very Nice person
my first time with piss was with a woman
i'm not sure why, but she decided to piss all over my hand
i didn't do anything but found it hilarious, and kept my hand there having her warmth spider down my arms
the second was a male
we were talking about our 'fetishes', and apparently watersports popped up
so we got together in the shower and had our turkey dogs up against one another's bellies and just let it all out
it was also funny :3
it doesn't carry the same amount of sexual energy snorkel has for piss
it's more of a 'i'm doing something gross so now it's cool' sort of thing
now THAT'S what I'm talking about. more of this
Quote from: silvertone on October 31, 2011, 01:36:56 PM
yes
YES
my psychiatrist said i should do things i felt like doing instead of being inhibited by my oughts and shoulds
so now i'm being a whore and experiencing the spectrum of sexuality
i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society
i did it to my ex but it went wrong because i kept hitting his chords too deeply cry;
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:42:28 PM
i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society
there's a lot of those types in new york city. they can be found on wall street.
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on October 31, 2011, 01:43:24 PM
there's a lot of those types in new york city. they can be found on wall street.
YES
a wall street man would be excellent
i'll play goldfrapp's felt mountain in the background
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:42:28 PM
yes
YES
my psychiatrist said i should do things i felt like doing instead of being inhibited by my oughts and shoulds
so now i'm being a whore and experiencing the spectrum of sexuality
i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society
i did it to my ex but it went wrong because i kept hitting his chords too deeply cry;
oh YES
piss/shit sports are like joking fun compared to s&m, that's where sex really becomes
sexQuote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:44:12 PM
YES
a wall street man would be excellent
i'll play goldfrapp's felt mountain in the background
read all of bret easton ellis's books you'd enjoy them
Quote from: vziard on October 31, 2011, 01:45:28 PM
oh YES
piss/shit sports are like joking fun compared to s&m, that's where sex really becomes sex
read all of bret easton ellis's books you'd enjoy them
i don't think i'd ever touch someone's doodoo
i assume it carries more risk in bacterial contamination
although, i'd be willing to smear my own shit
it has the love of flax in them n_u
and i've read most of his books
they make me feel EXCITED
this fucking thread
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:48:15 PM
i don't think i'd ever touch someone's doodoo
i assume it carries more risk in bacterial contamination
although, i'd be willing to smear my own shit
it has the love of flax in them n_u
and i've read most of his books
they make me feel EXCITED
well. idk. when it's in your mouth you kind of throw everything out the window, if you catch my drift
yeah he's pretty good at writing things, I like the ones focused on abject loss of traditional values (that part of less than zero where he's at the movie of a girl getting raped and chainsawed apart)
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 01:42:28 PM
yes
YES
my psychiatrist said i should do things i felt like doing instead of being inhibited by my oughts and shoulds
so now i'm being a whore and experiencing the spectrum of sexuality
i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society
i did it to my ex but it went wrong because i kept hitting his chords too deeply cry;
:(
i just like the phrase and i want to find a way to use it irl
Quote from: vziard on October 31, 2011, 02:00:00 PM
well. idk. when it's in your mouth you kind of throw everything out the window, if you catch my drift
yeah he's pretty good at writing things, I like the ones focused on abject loss of traditional values (that part of less than zero where he's at the movie of a girl getting raped and chainsawed apart)
yes
i kinda want to do it but that innate, primal repulsion!
the conflict just excites me so much
why do you like 'loss of traditional values'
The only song I can envision for a scene of Clucky bdsm is "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 02:02:31 PM
yes
i kinda want to do it but that innate, primal repulsion! Bim!
the conflict just excites me so much
why do you like 'loss of traditional values'
or is it primal
compulsionI don't like traditional values
Quote from: NPR on October 31, 2011, 02:07:08 PM
The only song I can envision for a scene of Clucky bdsm is "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus
no that's for when i torture jmv
Quote from: vziard on October 31, 2011, 02:15:32 PM
or is it primal compulsion
I don't like traditional values
hmm
i assume it would be more of a repulsion because of biology and blah blah
although, i had this funny experience as a kid and shat in my own hand because my mother took too long in the bathroom
i gently placed it outside and covered it with some leaves
also i cleaned my butt with my bare hands when my father hid the toilet paper
he felt very sad but i didn't see what the problem is
if you have anti-bacterial you're all set to go!
i feel like as i'm aging, the more 'molded' i'm getting from being out in social world
i'm afraid i'm unconsciously picking up influences that are determining my behavior cry;
Quote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 02:36:03 PM
no that's for when i torture jmvhmm
i assume it would be more of a repulsion because of biology and blah blah
although, i had this funny experience as a kid and shat in my own hand because my mother took too long in the bathroom
i gently placed it outside and covered it with some leaves
also i cleaned my butt with my bare hands when my father hid the toilet paper
he felt very sad but i didn't see what the problem is
if you have anti-bacterial you're all set to go! Bim!
i feel like as i'm aging, the more 'molded' i'm getting from being out in social world
i'm afraid i'm unconsciously picking up influences that are determining my behavior cry;
wow lol
I mean, dogs eat their own shit and don't seem to think anything of it. I often think of myself as a dog
i used to walk this rat terrier
i try to think of myself in her BOOTIES
what do they feel and experience
is it above my threshold of understanding
sometimes it makes me overly emotional that i cry cry;
this is my favorite thread ever.
you know, we never did find out what the smell was
i would @clucky and ask him to reveal the answer but his current username consists entirely of broken special characters lol :'(
my posts from 7 years ago were so good
now I just lurk
Quote from: Lifetrends on October 31, 2011, 02:42:30 PMQuote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 02:36:03 PMno that's for when i torture jmvhmm
i assume it would be more of a repulsion because of biology and blah blah
although, i had this funny experience as a kid and shat in my own hand because my mother took too long in the bathroom
i gently placed it outside and covered it with some leaves
also i cleaned my butt with my bare hands when my father hid the toilet paper
he felt very sad but i didn't see what the problem is
if you have anti-bacterial you're all set to go! Bim!
i feel like as i'm aging, the more 'molded' i'm getting from being out in social world
i'm afraid i'm unconsciously picking up influences that are determining my behavior cry;
wow lol
I mean, dogs eat their own shit and don't seem to think anything of it. I often think of myself as a dog
poty
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on August 15, 2018, 03:15:07 AMQuote from: Lifetrends on October 31, 2011, 02:42:30 PMQuote from: Clucky on October 31, 2011, 02:36:03 PMno that's for when i torture jmvhmm
i assume it would be more of a repulsion because of biology and blah blah
although, i had this funny experience as a kid and shat in my own hand because my mother took too long in the bathroom
i gently placed it outside and covered it with some leaves
also i cleaned my butt with my bare hands when my father hid the toilet paper
he felt very sad but i didn't see what the problem is
if you have anti-bacterial you're all set to go! Bim!
i feel like as i'm aging, the more 'molded' i'm getting from being out in social world
i'm afraid i'm unconsciously picking up influences that are determining my behavior cry;
wow lol
I mean, dogs eat their own shit and don't seem to think anything of it. I often think of myself as a dog
haha poop is the best