Random Situation 99/0

[Tomboh]

DISSAPERATE  navi;

She put an anti-dissaparation spell on the grounds. edumacate;

[Tomboh]

E. Get her the fuck off my lap.

Fag.

[Commander Fuckass]

She put an anti-dissaparation spell on the grounds. edumacate;

SHIT.




Then I'd rape Clucky.

[Wrench]

Fag.

I don't like loli.

[Tomboh]

I don't like loli.

Then you should seem out of place at these forums.

[Daddy]

I don't like loli.

Fag.

[Wrench]

Fag.

She's fucking 11 or 12. Rape.

[Claquesous]

I would use my cunning lingual skills to talk you out of shooting me.

[Himu]

SHIT.




Then I'd rape Clucky.

I used the Imperius Curse.  She's buying me a soda right now.

[Tomboh]

I used the Imperius Curse.  She's buying me a soda right now.

I used the Cruciatus curse on both of you.

[Himu]

I used the Cruciatus curse on both of you.

You dont have the balls to.

[Tomboh]

You're sitting on your computer, wasting your life...Then all of a sudden the door bell rings. You go to answer it, and it's Emma Watson.

She asks to come in. You and her talk for a while, but then the topic turns to sex. Emma asks you to fuck her, WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. She's not 18 yet, so I'm not
B. I'm not fucking her, she's ugly
C. I'm not fucking her, I'm gay (Basically the same answer as B)
D. I'm going to fuck her ALLLLLLLLLL night
E. Other (Specify)

[Wrench]

D. She is good looking.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

E. I'm not fucking her, she's ugly (and I'm not gay).

[Commander Fuckass]

Stick it in her.