My Life Story (Why I'm So Fucking Awesome)

[LCK]

sup im bassir wats ur name

my name is ashley
im 14 and i love 2 show off my body <3

[Feynman]

my name is ashley
im 14 and i love 2 show off my body <3

*kiss*

[LCK]

*kiss*

*lifts up skirt to reveal violent, raging tentacles*

[Kalahari Inkantation]

*lifts up skirt to reveal violent, raging tentacles*

*pulls down pants to reveal long, hard dick*

[LCK]

*pulls down pants to reveal long, hard dick*

*raging tentacle wraps around dick and cuts off circulation causing dick to fall off*

[Feynman]

*lifts up skirt to reveal violent, raging tentacles*

*kiss*

[LCK]

*kiss*

teehee *blush*

[Kalahari Inkantation]

*raging tentacle wraps around dick and cuts off circulation causing dick to fall off*

*o shi-*

[Andrew1911]

this thread went from just awesome to the greatest thread in existence due to tentacle rape

[V]

Who let the Jews out?
http://www.samapple.com/passoverImg/schlepping.swf

Holy shit I lol'd so fucking hard.

[LCK]

Holy shit I lol'd so fucking hard.

Uh, What? Well, that's impossible!
WHO LET THE JEWS OUT?
Who?
Jews.
Oh.

[V]

Uh, What? Well, that's impossible!
WHO LET THE JEWS OUT?
Who?
Jews.
Oh.

"Oh, hello, Pharaoh. Listen um...the jews have escaped. Ok..so, um, yeah..."

[j o e i n c]

wow yer so awsome