Anybody get unexpectedly hurt while doing something?

[Meyer Lansky]

Hopping a fence, ripped open my hand, lotta stitches, cool scar.

[Norwegian Lesbians]

i burnt my penis while fucking a hot pocket

[Himu]

The soap was stuck on the soap thing in the tub so I got up and tried to pull it off and then I flew back and cracked my head on the corner of the towel rack. ;-;

[Thunderhero4]

The pube on my soap cut me 

[YPrrrr]

I was going back to the changing room at the ice rink, still wearing the skates, when I tripped and had my forehead impaled by a door hinge.

[Trini]

I got on my bike to go pick up my little brother from school. About 5 seconds into it, the chain popped and the whole bike flipped. I only got a scrape on my hands and right knee though.

I wasn't even going fast yet. 

[V]

One of the springs in my bed was sticking up through the mattress and I didn't know. I went to sleep and woke up 5 in the morning to piss and cut myself getting up.

Lots of blood, cool looking scar.

Another time I was drunk, and playing with a knife. I accidentally cut myself in the face between my eye and nose. It was a pretty long cut, but it healed up perfectly. No scar.

[Title27GT]

One time my friend and I were playing Baseball with a Football, and I fouled the football back into my face and got a fat lip.

[Skylark]

Once I was swinging and fell off and broke my collarbone.