Who the fuck is POSTING_FOR_THE_LUTS?

Samus Aran · July 17, 2007, 09:43:37 PM

http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=np_po&message.id=21790101

QuoteI just took a piss.

I'll explain my amazing adventure with some detail:

As I'm sitting at my computer, posting on Nsider, I begin to feel a slight sensation in my penis. I soon realize I've got to piss. I quickly rise up from one of my two thrones, and start walking the short distance to the second throne.
I enter the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat, unzip my pants, whip it out, and begin taking a piss.
After only a few seconds I begin to feel a sensation in my nose. Then, all of a sudden:
"AHSLKFJLKSJAL."
Huge sneeze. Hurts like hell, and I've got a spasm through my whole body. I piss all over the wall. :'(
As this is happening I'm thinking " I'll post this on NSider lol."
First, I clean all the piss off the wall, as if I'm trying to cover my tracks.
I walk out of the bathroom, it's pitch dark. As I enter my room, I trip over my fan, and fall face first to the ground.
I hear a noise from across the house. Quickly, I scurry to my feet.
My mother barges into my room.
"Trevor, you're moving in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I though "Now forget it. Yo home to Bel Air."
I. Pulled. Up to a house about seven or eight. I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya' later."
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
So, I walked into the house. I suddenly feel a tingling sensation in my penis. I soon realize I have to piss. I run to the bathroom, ignoring everyone I see.
I whip out my penis, disregarding toilet seat and all.
After only seconds of peeing, I feel a tingling sensation in my nose.
"kalsd;kfajsldf"
Huge sneeze, and I piss all over the wall.
Now, I'm thinking "Deja vu?"