Why is everyone a mod/admin?

[Hyper]

Banning Silverhawk.

[Samus Aran]

Hey fags, stop posting in locked threads.

[Ricky]

I don't know but whoever did it is a complete dipshit.

Oh, wait, It's Eminem who did this. That explains things.

[metal eyeball]

It's a joke that isn't funny.

[Feynman]

IF YOU GUYS WERE SO SMART, YOU'D FIX IT BEFORE. STFU guys, I didn't plan on keeping it like this.

NO, SKITTLES IS GOD. HE CAN NEVER MAKE MISTAKES AND WE'RE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS LITTLE FUCKTARDS THAT DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO GIVE THE BASTARD A RIMJOB AND HAVE HIM DELIVER US A CLEVELAND STEAMER.

OMG, YOU FINALLY GET IT.

THEN POSSIBLY BAN SKITTLES FOR A BIT?

SURE, LET'S DO IT.

Oh look, an admin. WOULD YOU BE SO NICE AS TO SET ALL THIS BACK TO NORMAL.

Maybe if Lawlz was smart?

I don't know but whoever did it is a complete dipshit.

Oh, wait, It's Eminem who did this. That explains things.

OH NO, A MODERATOR LOST THE EFFECT OF LOCKING TOPICS, BOO HOO. ONE NIGHT WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO FEEL SUPERIOR, BOO HOO.