dumb memory of portland has been consuming my mind for almost 2 yrs

[6M69I69B9]

i shouldnt be fretting abt this considering how minuscule of an issue it is
but it just has me dying and blushing in my own time and i feel like i finally have to get it off my chest for how fucking stupid it was

ok so coreyboy and i were driving off to mt tabor
and we're at a stop sign, and this bird comes thru, im like to myself huh looks kool
so i point it out to coreyboy and was like "u kno the...kinda species of burds living around here????"
and he starts fucking DYING
im just sitting there befuddled and blushing like "wwhwhat"
and hes still dying
i think he goes off like "you don't know what a crow is????"
and im like "y-yeah i know but i was just asking in general"

it seems like a filler moment you just pass up and move on right?
well for a fucking near 2 yrs i have not truly moved on
and when im to myself, that stupid fucking memory comes in and i start dying and blushing to myself

THE TRUTH IS
i dont see crows here as much to discern them
ACTUALLY WAS KINDA STOKED POSSIBLY STUMBLING UPON A RAVEN OR SMTH
THERE
GOD, IF YOU TRULY EXIST, PLEASE STOP TORMENTING ME
I GET IT OK

[Mando Pandango]

lmao that's really funny.

Shit happens man. Everyone has weird blind spots in the "common knowledge" shit they know.

[Samus Aran]

hahaha that's great. i can just hear corey laughing at this.

[6M69I69B9]

the thing is
ive been wanting to post it
but then after i type the whole thing up im just blushing and just dying to myself that i just cease all thought of posting it
and i just never did

but i was like fk, this crow shit has gone long enough and now its out
hopefully i can move on from this stupid memory
PLS

[Travis]

i mean it's only natural that corey knows everything about his own species. don't sweat it

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

next time ytou come to portland ill give you some crow eggs

[silvertone]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMAO!!!! rofl.  HAHAHHAHAA -__- ?  lol

[strongbad]

they practically worship crows in portland- bunch of freaks

[Hiro]

this is a good story and one I can visualize pretty clearly