life's little mysteries

[strongbad]

where does all the time go

ugh i just had the realization that it's been a year since i visited my friend in nyc

i know this is meaningless to everyone but it feels like i did this like.. 6 months ago? 9-5 puts you in a freaking time warp. i don't like it

lol the other day was like
"hey remember when we went that one show together"
i was like "yea"
"that shit was in 2020"
my mind was fucking blown lmao i legit thought it was over a year ago

you have the opposite problem 

[??????]

biggest mystery is why he didn't realize I liked him 😭

[ME##]

Why is the desert so pretty to look at but so awful to be in

[silvertone]

why does my back randomly feel numb

[YPrrrr]

Drugs are kicking in?

[silvertone]

o_O im anti drug. i think its working too much

[YPrrrr]

Hm, pinched nerve?

[silvertone]

how is that caused and how is it healed

[??????]

it's caused by being a homo I'm sorry
i tore a muscle in my upper back yesterday so I can't move my neck 

[silvertone]

it's caused by being a homo I'm sorry
i tore a muscle in my upper back yesterday so I can't move my neck 

wtf!!!

[??????]

can u massage it pls it hurts