true STory

[darksouls]

I used to live in texas with my Dad and my neighbor was an older kid named Travis. Travis was popular and had a girlfriend (he was older). One day Travis sad "lets hang out darksouls" (not my  real name) and we went down to the pond to smoke cigaretes. Then Travis said "Hey wanna see something cool" and he took out a Pistol. It was his Dad's pistol he said it was a .44 mangum, the worlds most powerful pistol it could shoot over a mile and scientificaly getthing shot by one in the chest was like getting a train hit you, travis said.

So i was a little scared at first but i trusted travis and wanted to be cool so i said "Wow is that real?" and he said "Of corase it's real, numbnuts, it's my dad's it's a .44 mangum" and he let me hold it then he took it back and said "you ever hear of how a real man gos fishing" and i said "yeah" and he said "then how does he go fishing" and i had to admit that i didn't really know and i hadn't really heard of how a real man goes fishing. Travis called me a butthole then said, "I don't blame you, you're just 13, you dont know how the real world is yet." then said "This is how cowboys used to get wild fish for dinnar." then he walked over to the pond and out on the dock of the pond. Iwalked with him but he was focusing on the pon and was real quiet. Then all of a suden he shot the pond. It was loud. Nothing happened thn i said "What did you do that for, you just shoot pond." and he said "Did i? Or did i shot us some dinner." then bubbles came up. then a fish came up. It had been shot straight through his fish heart. "Old indian trick" travis said.

he let me take a gun then shoot iti n water. it was loud and it hurt my arm. no bubbles came upa nd no fish came up. then he said "looks like you haveing some trouble. Heres a little hint for ya. Cheif Running Foot taught me this. Don't aim for where the fish is, aime for where the water is not. Think about that one." and i did and then shot again and sure enough bubbles came up then a fish came up. It was smaller than travises. It was like tten pounds i think. Travis was like 20.

Then we tooked them back to dry land off the dock and made up af ire with some matchesa nd some old dirty leaves. Then we roasted the fish on sticks and eat them. You might like fish but trust me nothing tastes as good aso ne you shot yourself. then we got back to travises house and hung with his girlfriend and his step dad and his step dad's girlfriend. True story.

[Mando Pandango]

Cool

[C.Mongler]

really cool

[Nyerp]

really freaking cool

[tommy_no_ice]

calling bullshit myth busters had an episode about this

[darksouls]

calling bullshit myth busters had an episode about this

square up buster or get lost

[wawi]

did you kiss

[C.Mongler]

at the kia summer sales event