wtf! catholics cant party for a crap!

[tommy_no_ice]

my gf is catholic and she told me we should go to church and i said uh not sure about that and she said they haev wine and crackers and whine and i thought hell yeah were gona get turnt up in here (im from utah so im a moron btw)

we listen to this guy tell stories for a while and im just waiting for them party favors if u know what i mean LOL. then the preacher brings out the wine and i go WHOOP WHOOP now how about some faygo to go w/ it lol

then we haev to wait in like behind these old folks and they get to drink first then its my tern and the preacher guy gives me just this tiny littl sip and im like common dude you got to let me have 2 im not feeling crap! and he asys no u can only have 1! and the crackers dont taste a crap and im sitting there hungry and a=barely buzzed!

so bad! rly angry at my gf for playing me like that lol

[darksouls]

Catholics are people I don't fuck with - if you get my a drift.