it's* name should be b@ch

[Samus Aran]

this whole bowsette phenomenon has caused a ton of cute/cool art to be made so i don't even mind it. honestly it's kind of weird to me that anyone would even find it that annoying lol

[YPrrrr]

It's just people on Reddit Im sure

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this whole bowsette phenomenon has caused a ton of cute/cool art to be made so i don't even mind it. honestly it's kind of weird to me that anyone would even find it that annoying lol

well as i said in the op, my only real complaints are that

1. the name bowsette is terrible
2. she, as BOWSER, seriously ought to be more reptilian

what i wanted: 8' tall thicc scaly green-orange snouted reptilian humaniod female with vibrant red hair, razor sharp claws and sabreteeth who could crush you with a swipe of her girthy spiked tail

what i got:



a very vanilla peach alter

i mean, i'll take it

but normies are just so boring

theshitiputupwith.jpg

[Kalahari Inkantation]

It's just people on Reddit Im sure

redditards are completely enamored by this character lol, at least as much as tw@ters are

in truth i can't even blame them for that, it's right up their alley

but it's completely unsurprising that they've taken to bowsette as much as they have, reddit is factually the single largest collection of normies that's ever existed on the internet

https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/reddit-more-popular-than-facebook-in-2018/

[YPrrrr]

It's just people on Reddit Im sure

redditards are completely enamored by this character lol, at least as much as tw@ters are

in truth i can't even blame them for that, it's right up their alley

but it's completely unsurprising that they've taken to bowsette as much as they have, reddit is factually the single largest collection of normies that's ever existed on the internet

https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/reddit-more-popular-than-facebook-in-2018/

p;      Right so the ones not enamored are probably pretty sick of hearing about it so much lol

[YPrrrr]

Wait shouldn't this be in Arts rather than Video Games

[Kalahari Inkantation]

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/09/turns-out-nintendo-created-bowsette-before-the-internet-did



oh

oh my god

it turns out that a vastly superior version of """bowsette""" actually was very nearly canon

>actually notably reptlian

>a name that makes sense

>much more unique and interesting design than the horned dark peach normies are obsessing over

and considering that it's not actually a bowser-peach hybrid, but rather peach possessed by a hypothetical bowser-cappy, it makes complete sense that she's still mostly peach with some moderately koopa anatomical features and not monstrous in the ways bowser is

omg it's so cute and still easy enough for deviants to sexualize MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Right so the ones not enamored are probably pretty sick of hearing about it so much lol

i mean maybe but why should anyone care lol

Wait shouldn't this be in Arts rather than Video Games

this is more a game(-derived) topic than a purely artistic one imo, the æsthetix and characteristics of these hypothetical characters are heavily influenced by their roles in their respective games, but i guess it could fit in either board

[TooB]

Man, that Bowsette looks waaaay better.

I'd be far less annoyed seeing that version everywhere

[??????]

Bowsette is better than the bowser capped peach

The Nintendo version looks like bowser takes it for granted that he’s possessed peach’s body (boring and predictable because bowser takes everything for granted, peach’s hands literally are reptilian; very unfeminine)

Bowsette looks like bowser is having fun with peach’s body  (bowser discovers peach’s femininity and humorously transfers his personality onto it while keeping or visibly enhancing peach’s femininity)

It’s why it’s striking and uncomfortable that toadette became a humanoid peach with the princess cap (toadette transformed from virgin child to an image of a woman)

Bowsette resolves the trauma from affirming peach instead of denying it via toadette pigtails and an modest albiet boring toadette styled dress

[??????]

one can argue you're biased for the Nintendo bowser-possessed peach cos you hate immodest spunky tsundere girls like Bowsette

there's a reason why Bowsette is our new god now

[TooB]

there's a reason why Bowsette is our new god now

But it isn't because it's a good character design.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

(boring and predictable because bowser takes everything for granted, peach’s hands literally are reptilian; very unfeminine)

but that's both sensible and cute af, what do you have against the koopa mitts

bowser is a very pragmatic person so of course his intent isn't to enjoy himself as peach, his possession of her is merely a means to an end

nintendo's version is very consistent with bowser's established personality lol

tw@ter """bowsette""" is basically just a 'this is what i would do if i were suddenly transformed into a hot gril' masturbatory fantasy lol, which i guess in itself is fine because no doubt but 1. it's literally just spunky peach with horns which is so unimaginitive and NORMIE ("boring and predictable", as you say; why shouldn't she be more reptilian and monstrous) and 2. it's ~completely~ unbowserlike (and unpeachlike) lol

bowser is too practical and motivated to allow himself to be distracted from his goals in favor of "having fun with peach's body" by becoming a coquettish tease and masturbating to xirself in a mirror to oblivion

it's only deviants projecting their desires onto bowser-peach who want to "have fun" with her body, lol

It’s why it’s striking and uncomfortable that toadette became a humanoid peach with the princess cap (toadette transformed from virgin child to an image of a woman)

w-what

how do we know toad(ette) is a child

what makes you think she's a virgin (do consider her close longstanding relationship with toad)

how dare you be so audacious as to even suggest that peach might not be a virgin

Bowsette resolves the trauma from affirming peach instead of denying it via toadette pigtails and an modest albiet boring toadette styled dress

toadette should indeed be way more fungal, i wholly agree there

[Kalahari Inkantation]

absolutely irrefutable evidence that bowsette worship is the hallmark of the basic vanilla millennial normie:

https://www.pornhub.com/insights/bowser-bowsette



lol

honestly that's amazing, just seven days after that character was first conceived there were hundreds of thousands of ignorant noobs frantically looking her up on pornhub

but again, further evidence that hentai has long been normalized, and that it's precisely bowsette's painfully unremarkable design and characterization that have made her so broadly appealing to the unwashed masses

[Samus Aran]

she's still going strong too, but at this moment it does seem like booette (or peachyboo or boo peach etc.) is more popular with porn artists lmao