~ALL RIGHT! NEW IDEA. MOVIE ADAPTATIONS IN THIS THREAD~

[Selkie]

First Adaptation:

Reservoir Dogs-

wants to fuck madonna.  navi; disagrees.  doesn't tip, so all the others are all like  . So    navi;      caterpie;  flower;  and  magician; walk out in a dramatic fashion. And credits roll.

burned; is in the back seat shot.  nigro; fucking shut up im trying to drive asshole!  burned;  nigro; go to the rendesvous.  burned; I need a doctor.  nigro; fuck you you'll be fine.  was that a fucking set up or what?

navi; you girls shoudnt play so yough, one is going to get injured.  nigro; fuck you asshole.  navi; bark doggy.  nigro; no, I don't fucking feel like it.  you guys are acting like niggers.  nigro; cool.

pseudo; is in the trunk.  navi; cuts  pseudo; 's dick off. onoz. then hes about to burn him,  burned; shoots, but misses, and in a strange turn of events,  pseudo; becomes  burned; , and  burned; becomes  caterpie; .  caterpie; My bad

Skip ahead

  shoots  caterpie; ,  nigro; shoots  ,  magician; shoots  nigro; ,  nigro; shoots  magician; and  runs away with the satchel of cranberries.

Fin.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and then penis wuz leik