boyah boomers club

[Kalahari Inkantation]

what disturbing little changes have you observed as you gradually morph into a baby boomer, boyah

This morning I pulled a perfectly white hair out of my head. That's at least the second one clearly within my range of view that I've had to pluck.

[don't let's]

Yeah, I've got 3-5 white hairs already.

[Thyme]

i can't watch anything on tv on weekdays after 7pm because i'll fall asleep

[Kalahari Inkantation]

like 3 or 4 weeks ago i apparently pulled an intercostal muscle in the midst of a coughing fit

Oh god, the agony.

it wasn't until yesterday that the pain finally started subsiding lol

[Mando Pandango]

I've got a lot of white hairs. My ex used to like to pluck them out.

Also maybe 6 months ago I got horrible, paralyzing muscle spasms from stepping out of the shower

[Kalahari Inkantation]

recently i've found myself falling asleep on the toilet, and occasionally dropping my phone onto solid tile flooring as a result

i have been fortunate that there has been no damage thus far, but if it continues, one of these days i might not get so lucky

and there's absolutely no way i could afford to replace this device with one of similar cost right now, lol

[Thyme]

if i yawn too hard i might get a cramp in the shoulder

[C.Mongler]

well for starters i'm fuckin bald now

[Kalahari Inkantation]

RIP bright-eyed, bushy-haired c.mong :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

It is also becoming more apparent that the reason a seemingly increasing share of our users seem to be migrating to Boomerbook is because... well, they're actually morphing into boomers themselves.

[The artist formally known]

i found myself with all this extra land that i cannot profit from. who ever knew owning too much property could be so hard. damn millenniums and their participation trophies.

[Samus Aran]

ive got a whole clump of white hair fuck you tec

[Cosmic Ada]

I have blonde hair so I dunno if I have white hairs yet.

[ME##]

I have a white streak in my moustache lol

[YPrrrr]

Idk 1 or 2 white hairs have been found on my head but I never saw them again.

I feel like I never even successfully completed puberty let alone becoming an old man