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Started by silvertone, June 19, 2018, 10:09:21 PM

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silvertone

post the sins and charities that DP has dolled to you


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Nyerp

damn dood i gotta go take a shit now

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Quote from: Magyarorszag on June 18, 2018, 05:41:35 AM
...you know, that reminds me

i once saw dp at a local grocery store (i guess he had to be in ny for some raisin)

I timidly asked if it was really him, and out of courtesy, told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but that I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a picture or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I slowly backed away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with maybe fifteen bottles of generic Viagra in his hands without paying (I mean I guess it takes a lot to power a doodledong like that).

The girl at the pharmacy counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me.

I don’t even think that’s a word. befuddlement

After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. doodthing;

don't let's

He sent me a game on steam once

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