tindr

[ME##]

You can do it

thank you for the encouraging words david :'(

once you get on tinder everything will be easier

[Kalahari Inkantation]

me on tindr tbh:

iF YoU caN't hAnDle mE @ My WorSt

i will not satiate your thirst

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

TFW you think you have two great dates with someone but then says she doesn't want a third date :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also i noticed a lot of guys seem VERY try-hardy or like they want to seem super cultured but idk i could just be too cynical.

Nah I'm pretty sure a lot of guys are very try-hardy or want to seem super cultured when they're probs not

that's because sometimes, that strategy actually works

http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2014/02/19/whom_men_who_use_this_pronoun_in_online_dating_ads_get_more_contacts_from.html

but only on absolute suckers:

In other words, it doesn't matter whether you use whom correctly! In general, women don't know about the proper rules for whom any more than men do.

who can't themselves tell the difference between a tryhard and someone more authentic

in other words, that sort of phoniness only works on the sorts of people people who naturally deserve each other anyway lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i do recommend tinder to friends that bitch all the time about not getting laid or who have no experience with guys/girls period. i always thought of tinder more as a hook up app anyway.

i feel like those are the people who tindr would help the least, specifically because it's just a hookup app where you're literally only being judged by shallow characteristics like appearance and the equivalent of a highly embellished, two-sentence resume lol

i would bet that the ones who whine bitterly about not getting laid irl are the type of tindrite who's most likely to get sw*ped to the left ad infinitum

a crushing blow to already poor self esteem lel

[Thyme]

i'd get banned for being swiped to the left too much tbh

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'd get banned for being swiped to the left too much tbh

does that actually happen

oh god lol

imagine: you have been forever banished from this platform of shallow hedonism for simply being too unattractive #sorrynotsorry

and if it's a means of bot control, it's even worse

'you are about as attractive as a deceitful computer program that's too unsophisticated to fool even the most naive into swiping right'

[Himu]

so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL

[YPrrrr]

so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL

That is so awkward lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL

i lol'd

this is why i'm absolutely terrified of using something like tindr

the fear of someone i knew irl spotting me and knowing for themselves that i'm so desperate as to find myself on tindr, yet so arrogant and delusional as to think i stand a chance, would be terminally embarrassing

[Kalahari Inkantation]

TFW you think you have two great dates with someone but then says she doesn't want a third date :'(

did she at least give you indication of what went wrong

[spoiler]

...TFW you get b& for being sw*ped to the left too often

anyone could have seen that coming musica.cards;[/spoiler]

[Himu]

i work with him all day on wednesday so idk if i should even bring it up, but i'm most likely gonna just pretend it never happened. idk i'm a mess lol

so recently i downloaded tinder out of boredom and came across a coworker of mine. of course me being the little shit i am wanted to see if he swiped right on me. the next day i see that he matched with me and he messaged me a smiley face.


i blocked him LOL

the fear of someone i knew irl spotting me and knowing for themselves that i'm so desperate as to find myself on tindr, yet so arrogant and delusional as to think i stand a chance, would be terminally embarrassing

gosh i used to think the same exact thing basically. but honestly no one really thinks THAT critically about you or think any less of you. we're all too worried about our own preconceived perceptions of ourselves and whatnot lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

gosh i used to think the same exact thing basically. but honestly no one really thinks THAT critically about you or think any less of you. we're all too worried about our own preconceived perceptions and whatnot lol

i'm consciously aware that this must be true, but somehow i can't really internalize it

i work with him all day on wednesday so idk if i should even bring it up, but i'm most likely gonna just pretend it never happened. idk i'm a mess lol

rofl

that's about the way i'd handle it

in fact, i'd go out of my way to not even make eye contact with him

[crystalpepsi]

Lol I swipe right on pretty much everyone that looks kinda cool to hang out with. Recently changed my line from "Send Nudes" in emoji ascii flower art to "Just looking for someone to hold me and whisper "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Lol I swipe right on pretty much everyone that looks kinda cool to hang out with. Recently changed my line from "Send Nudes" in emoji ascii flower art to "Just looking for someone to hold me and whisper "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

and how successful of a strategy has this been for you