weirdest thing to happen to you to today

[Socks]

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit

idk she seemed like such a good girl on the outside too haha. Doesn't really do drugs or drink. Straight As. Cleans and cooks. A true saint. But after dating for a while she's really opened up and is apparently thirsty as hell lol I can't even keep up. Last week while I was in Denver she was sending me lewd pics with "Aubreys Little Slut" and "Property of Aubrey" written across her ass in sharpie

you lucky son of a bitch. ride and use that hoe until it ends bro, start seeing how far you can push her and get her to do. enjoy that shit. watch hardcore porn together and get her to act it out.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lmfao

[Mando Pandango]

honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless

[YPrrrr]

honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless

honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol

Oh also like completely out of the blue my gf asked my opinions on pegging yesterday? Which is very strange because she's all about being a submissive slut.

I didn't really know how to respond other than wut and thanks but I'm not that bored yet

what the fuck i had to look that up, two words, FUCK NO

also damn you how come you have a little submissive slut girlfriend, i want one of those. do you gag her out and shit

idk she seemed like such a good girl on the outside too haha. Doesn't really do drugs or drink. Straight As. Cleans and cooks. A true saint. But after dating for a while she's really opened up and is apparently thirsty as hell lol I can't even keep up. Last week while I was in Denver she was sending me lewd pics with "Aubreys Little Slut" and "Property of Aubrey" written across her ass in sharpie

you lucky son of a bitch. ride and use that hoe until it ends bro, start seeing how far you can push her and get her to do. enjoy that shit. watch hardcore porn together and get her to act it out.

honestly I think she's doing this on her own she's fucking all up in my shit and I'm sure you would enjoy that she always moans and calls me "papi"

[Socks]

not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

>you'll never confess your deepest sins to father aubrey in a hushed, quivering tone

:'(

[YPrrrr]

not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.

Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else

[Mando Pandango]

boyah's been weirdly sexual lately

[YPrrrr]

boyah's been weirdly sexual lately

ya true. Sorry. I was kinda thinking the same thing but then I contributed

[Kalahari Inkantation]

honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless

honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol

i hope you don't mean in a physical sense

honestly as someone with a low sex drive

also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

[Socks]

not bad not bad. i always enjoy holding them down and spanking, choking them and shit. one girl thought i was being disrespectful cuz i kept smacking her in the face with my cock. i'm like bitch please, i'm fucking socks it's what i do. i also busted in her mouth so it's all good.

Oh yeah she loves all that shit. Even getting tbagged which most girls seem repulsed by she just craves dick in her face. It's something else

haha fuck yeah. save your pictures of this chick and post when she bites the dust. boyah will still be here 

[C.Mongler]

i ran to work today it was weird

[Kalahari Inkantation]

weird things that happened to me yesterday:

i met a grown woman who expressed to me, 'semi'-jokingly yet with a hint of shame, that seeing green bubbles on imessage is kind of "gross"

i can't believe the iphone owner stereotypes actually seem to have some validity

[YPrrrr]

honestly as someone with a low sex drive that sounds like a nightmare but if it's working for you god bless

honestly I have a low sex drive and it is kinda very stressful keeping up lol

i hope you don't mean in a physical sense

honestly as someone with a low sex drive

also socks man i'm telling you your butthole is the key to pleasures you once thought impossible

nothing gay about it my dude

Physically? Idk I mean yeah I don't want to have sex every day. Maybe like 1 to 2 times a week. Idk if that's physical or mental but often it seems exhausting

[Socks]

what you weak ass bitches i'm horny 24/7. i have no problem getting bjs daily and if the sex is good and fun fucking daily is a must too. although this is rare cuz i'm fucking busy and drained with bs these day.