Pink Lady is the best type of apple

[C.Mongler]

Granny Smith apples are best you fuckin nerd

UGH fucking no granny smith are by far the fucking worst they are tart pieces of shit wrapped in wax

i had a pink lady in my lunch box today it was tasty

tart is good

not when it just tastes like you're licking your dad's armpits after he comes inside from mowin' the lawn

[YPrrrr]

Granny Smith apples are best you fuckin nerd

UGH fucking no granny smith are by far the fucking worst they are tart pieces of shit wrapped in wax

i had a pink lady in my lunch box today it was tasty

tart is good

not when it just tastes like you're licking your dad's armpits after he comes inside from mowin' the lawn

that sounds salty though

[C.Mongler]

its the combination of salts, grass, deodorant, and arm-pit pubes; mix em together ya get granny SMITH

[YPrrrr]

its the combination of salts, grass, deodorant, and arm-pit pubes; mix em together ya get granny SMITH

you have a very painted idea of that taste I am somewhat worried about your relationship with your father

[C.Mongler]

never was a fan of daddy mowin' the lawn i tell u wut 

[wawi]

I like Honey Crisp.

wow u rly r the best

[Thyme]

golden delicious is my jam

but then again, it's barely an apple

how is it "barely an apple"

btw pink lady is a descendant cultivar of golden delicious, specifically gold + lady williams

it's a pear shaped like an apple tbh

but hey i mean that's why i like them

[FAMY2]

I like Honey Crisp.

wow u rly r the best

You had doubts? 

[wawi]

I like Honey Crisp.

wow u rly r the best

You had doubts? 

no >_<'

[FAMY2]

I like Honey Crisp.

wow u rly r the best

You had doubts? 

no >_<'

And your secrets are safe with me.