i have a splinter in my heel

C.Mongler · March 30, 2017, 06:28:48 AM

am i going to die

FAMY2 · March 30, 2017, 07:26:58 AM

No. Just loose your foot.

YPrrrr · March 30, 2017, 07:28:42 AM

Buy some turtles to give it something to do

C.Mongler · March 30, 2017, 07:39:57 AM

do turtles eat splinters i thought they ate rocks

YPrrrr · March 30, 2017, 08:20:08 AM

They're not supposed to eat it they're supposed to learn Kung fu from it

C.Mongler · March 30, 2017, 08:26:36 AM

sorry for the confusion, splinter is a wood, not a rat

YPrrrr · March 30, 2017, 08:28:07 AM

C.Mongler · March 31, 2017, 05:22:56 AM

[move]UPDATE[/move]
my girlfriend dug it out with a needle

it was not a splinter, it was a shard of glass

C.Mongler · March 31, 2017, 06:17:35 AM

i feel much better thank you