knowingly terrible dietary choices you regularly make

[YPrrrr]

Til I never want a blowjob from Tec his mouth be dry af

Idk baguette makes my mouth water so there's no danger of suffocation! The bread should be airy and not dense anyway!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

We can switch roles if you want.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]

But then you'd be making a knowingly terrible dietary choice. [/spoiler]

[Thyme]

a definitive* list of food items that are ketchup-dependent:

• anything that remotely involves sausage, really (including tec's dick)

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[YPrrrr]

[spoiler]

But then you'd be making a knowingly terrible dietary choice. [/spoiler]

well semen is full of protein and other shit so it's actually kind of a good dietary choice?

I'm not that level of boyah yet though so I will politely decline

[strongbad]

~4 cups of coffee every day (sometimes more)
putting an obscene amount of sauce on things (i'm getting better)
drinking 3-4 beers a couple times a week

other than these things i think my diet is relatively healthy

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]

But then you'd be making a knowingly terrible dietary choice. [/spoiler]

well semen is full of protein and other shit so it's actually kind of a good dietary choice?

I'm not that level of boyah yet though so I will politely decline

i think its health qualities really depend on your own dietary choices

although in general it is largely protein

i mean, i don't smoke or drink, but i'm on plenty prescription drugs and i eat a lot of slop

[spoiler]

tfw no healthy qt vegetarian bf[/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

~4 cups of coffee every day (sometimes more)
putting an obscene amount of sauce on things (i'm getting better)
drinking 3-4 beers a couple times a week

other than these things i think my diet is relatively healthy

oh Lord your poor intestines with all that coffee

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and your poor circulatory system with all that caffeine

and the alertness rollercoaster

[TooB]

• fast food about 3x a week

taco bell

[strongbad]

~4 cups of coffee every day (sometimes more)
putting an obscene amount of sauce on things (i'm getting better)
drinking 3-4 beers a couple times a week

other than these things i think my diet is relatively healthy

oh Lord your poor intestines with all that coffee

ya i poo very often

and your poor circulatory system with all that caffeine

and the alertness rollercoaster

i've gotten pretty used to it. i'm still well under the amount of caffeine that could be considered dangerous, but i wonder about the long term effects if i keep it up for years on end

[Kalahari Inkantation]

in the long term, it might actually be beneficial in moderation

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20182054

in the medium term, the alertness rollercoaster

[C.Mongler]

mostly i eat way too much fucking bread and drink way too much fucking coffee