where is the line

[strongbad]

the last french fry you eat is the one that makes tomorrow morning's shit just large enough to take one additional push on the toilet which in turn makes you 1 minute later for school which puts you right next to the car that changes lanes without looking and you later end up in a hospital paralyzed

[slug]

on a planet with 7 billion people who cares if one person ate a french fry at the wrong time

[strongbad]

yeah but really think about it man

[Socks]

this is like that scene from benjamin button where he gets hit by a car or some shit.

[Daddy]

That's why I don't shit until I'm safely at work.

[FAMY2]

How long did it take you to think of that David? And what were you doing?

[C.Mongler]

this is some zero escape shit right here

[strongbad]

How long did it take you to think of that David? And what were you doing?

what inspired the thought was that i have been getting up to pee in the middle of the night just about every night and am trying to find the sweet spot to drinking enough water so i am not dehydrated before bed and not having to get up

made me think about how there has to be a tipping point in your bladder which i am currently teetering on

[FAMY2]

Interesting pattern of thought. 

I have wondered when I am nice and let someone cut in a long line of traffic how that affected their day. Did they make all the lights? Did they see an old friend they would of otherwise missed. I'll never know.

[Socks]

Interesting pattern of thought. 

I have wondered when I am nice and let someone cut in a long line of traffic how that affected their day. Did they make all the lights? Did they see an old friend they would of otherwise missed. I'll never know.

no you just reinforced bad behavior in an asshole. they reached their destination a negligible time differential.

[strongbad]

Interesting pattern of thought. 

I have wondered when I am nice and let someone cut in a long line of traffic how that affected their day. Did they make all the lights? Did they see an old friend they would of otherwise missed. I'll never know.

yeah i think life is just composed of an infinite number of those insignificant and impossible to measure interactions
~trippy~

[Travis]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc[/youtube]

[strongbad]

woah the first 3 words of that song title are definitely the same as this thread :0

[Travis]

woah the first 3 words of that song title are definitely the same as this thread :0

#dam ur sarcasm has been out of control lately

[strongbad]

woah the first 3 words of that song title are definitely the same as this thread :0

#dam ur sarcasm has been out of control lately

:0