GOOD STORY FROM high SCHOOL LUNCH PERIOD

[the_lost_millenial]

one time i was eating a sandwich and this kid who nobody liked, just gonna call him M, always sat with us for like 20 minutes before going to the bathroom to smoke pot for the rest of the period. anyway one day he came up to us with his phone and started trying to show us a bunch of dum shit. i was like, hey M im fukin eating here get the heck out! but he persisted. a bit later h eshowed us this picture of a pig with a penis head as its head, honestly it was pretty fukin funny but that aint the type of shit im trying to look at when eatin a ham sandwich, yknow?? just sayin that in hindsight penis pig was comedy gold lol.

ok anyway so the next day he was at it again, except this time he came prepared. he opened up his smartphone and shoved into it out faces so we could see what he was doing on it. he opened up his browser and went on google. there, he typed in "zoo porn" and a bunch of fukin beastiality shit came up and im like "WTF DUDE?????'

WE SHMACCCCCKED THE PHONE OUT OF HIS HAND and it landed on the nearby table that had a bunch of girls sitting there and out of no where a phone lands in the middle of their table with a bunch of horse fucking on it ROFLLLLLLLL. can u imagine the akward as fuk situation M was put in? having to retrieve his phone from the girls laughing at him for looking at some weird ass porn . M never fucked with us again. Last i heard of him, he was apparently arrested for DUI while smokin weed and crashed his dads car into a utility pole. OWNED.

[Travis]

holy fuck hahahahahahahahahahahaha im dead fam. legendary thread

[Travis]

SHMACCCCCKED

[C.Mongler]

hahaha dam fukin pwnd dood

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

One of my old managers in retail used to have a picture of a "cock meat sandwich" on his phone that he liked to show everyone at every chance. It basically was just a dick in between two pieces of bread.

One day he was showing the picture to a new employee and everyone was laughing when the store GM came into the room and asked what was so funny. My boss tried to put away his phone, but my GM saw the cockmeat sandwich. My boss had to explain to the store owner and HR why there was a dick between two pieces of bread on his phone.

holy fuck hahahahahahahahahahahaha im dead fam. legendary thread

[strongbad]

you people are disgusting

[silvertone]

there was this guy that worked for my dad named vendetti and he was also called tom and he drove a little geo yet was big AF. He always texted people horse porn and shit like that, importantly I never had a cellphone at the time, yet my brother got all his weird shit lol. my dad fire him latter on.